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Flint 11-12-2006 09:31 PM

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Torrere 11-12-2006 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
You mean you've never been to Ryan's Steak House ("Steak") ?

Nope, but I've been to Walmart. They don't get any bigger than Walmart shoppers, do they?

Flint 11-12-2006 09:36 PM

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DucksNuts 11-12-2006 11:06 PM

There'd be some funny shaped chicks there....but you blokes wouldnt of noticed!

LabRat 11-17-2006 11:54 AM

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How do you know a man took this picture?

Shocker 11-17-2006 12:06 PM

LOL! the reflection! good catch LabRat!

Sundae 11-17-2006 12:12 PM

Just wanted to thank Flint for the new spin on The Temptation of Eve. That's why God invented photoshop!

Some more reflection pictures here. It's snopes, so nothing graphic - but it is nudey so perhaps NSFW.

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 12:56 PM

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Sundae 11-17-2006 01:47 PM

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footfootfoot 11-17-2006 03:07 PM

27.5

lumberjim 11-17-2006 04:53 PM

dude. you should have said '5'


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MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!

footfootfoot 11-17-2006 09:13 PM

see? that's why I'm swinging a hammer and not finance mgr.
:(

Flint 11-18-2006 09:55 AM

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Elspode 11-18-2006 12:53 PM

When this guy works his joystick, he really works his joystick.

wolf 11-18-2006 06:16 PM

Except for the rather frightening neglige, doesn't that remind you of a scene from some William Gibson novel?

Trilby 11-20-2006 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Except for the rather frightening neglige...

What do you mean, 'frightening neglige'? I have a neglige like that!

wolf 11-20-2006 01:28 PM

On you it wouldn't be frightening.

Trilby 11-20-2006 02:56 PM

Don't encourage me, wolf. I'll only find more obscene pics of myself to post--apparently, there are a lot around... :lol:

...sigh...wasted youth and all that...

Shocker 11-22-2006 02:26 PM

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Undertoad 11-29-2006 09:13 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/sred_1_fotpddferl15.jpg

DucksNuts 12-01-2006 04:21 AM

truely a WTF?

Elspode 12-01-2006 07:16 AM

Um...ow?

rkzenrage 12-01-2006 12:45 PM

I say no!

zippyt 12-02-2006 08:06 PM

This is the f***ing short version of Pulp Fiction.

bigw00dy 12-15-2006 11:08 PM

tub girl

zippyt 12-15-2006 11:15 PM

FUCKING YUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

RellikLaerec 12-15-2006 11:33 PM

OK.... It took me a moment and a few pages to figure out what the WTF:NSFW was with that link...... Soooo Zippyt.... I agree. :vomit:

rkzenrage 12-16-2006 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bigw00dy

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footfootfoot 12-16-2006 08:40 PM

don't click that link

Elspode 12-16-2006 09:19 PM

Tub Girl makes Goatse Man look like a poster child for good taste.

footfootfoot 12-16-2006 09:29 PM

didn't we declare a moratorium on tubgirl?

Ibby 12-16-2006 11:34 PM

I sure thought we had a "NO GOATSE, NO TUBGIRL" rule...

chrisinhouston 12-17-2006 04:27 PM

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Santa is celebrating early!

richlevy 01-01-2007 10:56 AM

Japans Nude New Years Celebration
 
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It appears Japan has more interesting New Years specials than the U.S. Apparently, complaints were received over last night's televised New Years special in which dancers appeared to be nude. The article states that the dancers were actually wearing body stockings, but it's hard to tell from the pictures.

Do these look like bodystockings to you? NSFW - NHK Japan Nude New Years (full size 252k)

BTW, this would make a great Windows wallpaper.

Pie 01-01-2007 11:07 AM

The clown in the back cracks me up. :lol:

richlevy 01-01-2007 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie
The clown in the back cracks me up. :lol:

That's the problem with us here in the U.S. We take nudity way too seriously. Adding a clown says "Hey, it's not porn, we're just having fun here".

I think jokes were how they got away with the violence in James Bond movies.

zippyt 01-01-2007 11:41 AM

deff body stockings !!!!!

Sperlock 01-01-2007 11:57 AM

Yeah, if you look close enough at one of the pictures you can see that certain things are two dimensional, so they are body stockings. They look real from far off, though.

footfootfoot 01-01-2007 02:11 PM

I thought the boobs looked a little "mashed"

Clodfobble 01-01-2007 05:34 PM

The shading is too thick and shady. And honestly, they're too large--a friend of mine lived in Japan for a year and was warned before she left the States to take a lot of extra bras for herself, because she would have a nearly impossible time buying them in her size in Japan. She's a B-cup in America, and apparently by their sizing she's an E-cup.

Aliantha 01-01-2007 11:53 PM

If they're body stockings, how come they all look slightly different? The one on the right end has rather large but close together ones while the one on the left hand end appears to have smaller, more separated ones. Do they make them all different?

xoxoxoBruce 01-02-2007 03:49 AM

Probably because they were individually airbrushed, on the girl, depending on her figure. ;)

capnhowdy 01-02-2007 06:50 PM

I love me some Asian women.

Bitman 01-03-2007 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha
If they're body stockings, how come they all look slightly different?

'Cuz they were made in China.

Elspode 01-03-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 303298)
Adding a clown says "Hey, it's not porn, we're just having fun here".

Adding a clown who is being anally raped from behind, though, says, "I was an abused child, and my mother was raped by a clown! Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"

Shawnee123 01-04-2007 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 303641)
I love me some Asian women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bitman
'Cuz they were made in China.

Couldn't help it.

rkzenrage 01-17-2007 02:43 AM

Very NSFW... not for the religious.

LabRat 01-17-2007 09:22 AM

If only they were vibrators instead of just dildos...

Hagar 01-18-2007 12:57 AM

Ev'ry time I think "I've seen everything", something else comes along. OMG!

rkzenrage 01-18-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bitman (Post 303686)
'Cuz they were made in China.

Taste like pork.
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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 307963)
If only they were vibrators instead of just dildos...

Just hook it up to your blender.

Perry Winkle 01-18-2007 01:58 PM

A friend of mine is being abused at West Point. He sent me this.

rkzenrage 01-18-2007 02:04 PM

Bro...no.

I already had this saved... I love this.

sully58 01-22-2007 01:35 PM

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rkzenrage 01-22-2007 01:37 PM

The clubs I worked in had performance artists from time to time... they were always a blast.
As an actor, I always loved them. I always learned from them, in one direction or another.

xoxoxoBruce 01-29-2007 08:14 PM

Very un-ladylike. :blush:

Perry Winkle 01-30-2007 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 311461)
Very un-ladylike. :blush:

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls...

:eyebrow:

(the only version of "Lola" that I can find on iTunes is a shitty live version :()

Shawnee123 01-30-2007 04:24 PM

how to get kicked out of disneyworld
 
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capnhowdy 01-30-2007 06:40 PM

The woman on the right of the picture's right boob looks like it would kill for a drink.

SteveDallas 01-30-2007 08:05 PM

Ah yes, an old favorite.

Undertoad 02-01-2007 09:54 AM

http://cellar.org/2007/CruelestTattoo.jpg


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