No.

Is that you, soldier?

Ah yes, my favorite student of unconventional thinking.

Do you think that "bits" is an abbreviation for "itsy bitsies"?

No. That's only if written about a male and modified by the word "naughty".

Are we ever going to get all this mess cleaned up and find Griff's goats before he has to leave?

no

we are still talking about having a crazy massive orgy right?

Yes. But...


...did you miss it?

No - I was there, but I didnt see Kagen?

Will we have another?

No, not at my place again, anyway.

Do you wear Durex on it over there?

No

do you prefer bareback?

oh yes........

can we make a week-long party?

(and i have to put SOMETHING in a box.....)

Yes.



Can I come too?

Yes. Only if I can come too.

Can I bring a friend?

yes, but only if it is male and he has not so itsy bitsy bits.



is this party going to be outdoors?

Yes.

Have you ever done it in the grass?

Yes.

Have you ever done it in a movie theatre?

Yes.

have you ever done it in the Sacristy?

No

do you use ball gags?

will you describe her (and sorry cheyenne, i really want it to be a "her")

what are ball bags?

Bags for balls - but the question was about ball gags

No


Do you tell golf jokes?

oh. sun of a....... sorry.

no (golf jokes)

do you play golf?

no


do you play pocket pool?

yes

do you skydive?

no


do you muff dive? (heehee)

Err, no.

Do you need to get laid?

no, i am cellarbate




do you want to get laid?

Yes, well, thats if it really does cure hangovers!

Do you think we spend too much time in this thread?

No.
Do woo talk wike a witty-bitty baby-poo?

No

Is it a turn on?

NO.

Are we not men?

no, i weely don't.

about the muff diving, and wanting to get laid- yes and yes. i can't wait for my wife to get home.

are you sexy, incredibly sexy?

No. We are DEVO.

Would you mind if I were to decapitate you and rape your corpse?

hey who gave you permission to skip a post??


It shall be 1000 lashings for you!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

carry on peoples....

yes.

has anyone else thought that crimson's question is...questionable?

(personally, i'd like to get back to the orgy questions.....)

i keep posting, and it seems to miss a few.....

but carrying on (oh and cheyene, the idea of a thousand lashings has struck me as kind of nice....i must be in a strange and kinky mood...sorry 'bout that)

No.

do you think this thread is devolving?

I was refering to crimson. The ghostly creature chose which Q&A to answer. Ghosts lashing will hurt.

Yours will tickle.......


Shall I use a feather?

Yes.


Do you think all the threads are devoolving?

no


are all theads devulvaing?

oh yes. please do. i can almost fell the tickle now....

will you tie me down and make me laugh as you tickle me?

(now that's devolving.....)

damn. skipped two again.

yes




are you on dial up?

no. really fast dsl. wireless, but that shouldn't matter much.....

well, if you had sial up it would explain delayed posts from both directions. ;)

but alas....you have NO excuse! *beats you frantically with a peacock feather*

oh my.........please, keep it up......

:)

as a question- will you keep it up?

yes, as I have that kind of talent ;)

is your wife home yet? :p

no she's not. she's at work for another friggin 6 hours. this could be........ anticipatory......

thoughts of cheyenne with a peacock feather will have to suffice until she gets home. and when she does, she'll be very pleasantly greeted.

glad i could help. tell her "your welcome" :lol:

she'll be grateful. gracias cheyenne.

now back to the questions--

are we all still gonna have that orgy?

no, there is only 2 of us at the moment.




is there a donkey involved?

no donkey.

can an orgy be only two people? maybe at least some sort of sex party?

no, go to your room!



do you go to church? *throws in a little guilt* :p

*forgive me, twas a week from hell and i am on my 2nd beer. ;)

oh....not really. no.

yeah man, you nearly blew the whole flow with that church comment.

i'll ignore it and only picture the "go to your room" thing.

please drink one for me. do you drink tequila too?

no.
I used to drink 1800 but stopped all forms of wild partying when I had my 1st child. An ocassional beer only for me. Booze and drugs makes one age. I don't care much for surgery so I best stay looking young as long as i can. ;)


shall i shotgun a beer for you?

yes please

i quit drinking and smoking pot 6 years ago. not a drop since. so please, drink one or two for me.

is the view really nice outside your window right now?

yes. white blossoms with the "Eddies" (mountain range) behind them. I see the backyard view from here. Sunset is always beautiful out the front. When the mountain has snow on it, the snow turns pink......awesome. :)

time to go take a sit spell.


are you going to have a wonderful evening?

(i'm jealous)

yes.

are you too?

hasta.................

No :( I work until midnight.

Do you obsessively listen to new songs that appeal to you?

yes i do actually

do you like your job?