A sudden and dramatic increase in gravity couldn't make Steve Guttenberg a star...

LOL!!!

The Cellar: Subverting Gravity Since 1993

The Cellar: where you can say "fucking whale penis"

Although "Whale Fucking Penis" would be more street-savvy. :)

The Cellar : Dionysos and corkscrews .

The Cellar: Subject to the Laws of Physics

The Cellar: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

The Cellar: Klingons on the starboard bow

:D

What about the port ? This is a WINE cellar .

The Cellar: We turn water into wine.

The Cellar: Come for the wine; stay for the whine.

The Cellar: We'll whine you, fine you, and star-69 you.

The Cellar: It's not the heat, it's the humility.

Sorry to insist , but everything you all say keeps dovetailing nicely into what I said before .

The Cellar : Dionysos and corkscrews .

Bartles & Jaymes

:lol:

The Cellar: We're more of a screwed butt joint.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

The Cellar: 'Ere!

Is the current tag less effective because it's too long? Need your opinions thanks.

'sok by me. I like it.

works for me *where's my asbestos undies?*

Today's tag is fine.

But under normal circumstances, I never see it. I rely on "today's posts" or more specifically "http://cellar.org/search.php?do=getdaily" to serve up this delightful repast. I refresh at will and work my way from the eldest to the newest. Ok, that's tmi, but the tag's fine. If you see it. And if you don't.

s'Ok by me. Maybe then flame them instead of and flame them.

Well I put an ellipsis in. It's really a parody of this:

http://www.stickergiant.com/page/sg/PROD/bv/b0134

I like longer ones...more possibilities. Must be my feminine side showing through.

The World: a tuxedo -- The Cellar: a pair of brown shoes.


(thanks to George Gobel)

Well I approve! I thought it may have been too obscure for kids today.
snick snick

Not too obscure for, er, the only kid on the site...

**only**??

By "only" surely you mean "most precocious". I could also say "well read" and "well spoken", but absolutes such as "only" make me wary.

The Cellar: We Are Paying Attention

The Cellar: The Hills Have Eyes

The Cellar: On Vacation. Come and Pillage.

Well I am the only kid that actually posts here, arent I? Am I wrong?

Agewise, maybe.
Mentally, we're all pretty much on the same level.
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The Cellar: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION SCUMBAG?!?!?!

The Cellar: We'll be OK as long as someone throws grenades at us for the rest of our lives.

The Cellar: Star Treking Across The Universe

The Cellar: Friggin' In The Riggin'

The Cellar: "RENO911" has nothing on us.

The Cellar: This one time, at band camp...

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes.

The Cellar: Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left. ?or something else that fits the cellar community better?
(I'm not saying that there are actually hookers here...c'mon...just watched Bachelor Party..and it was funny.)

The Cellar: "To all of you, uh, to all of you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please... leave me in peace. Please... go. Stop smiling. It's not a joke. Please leave. The party's over. Get out."

The Cellar: Some people say its autobiographical.

The Cellar: Not for flint headed rocket scientists.

wow this is quite...um...emotional sounding. Who are you talking too? Who is smiling through their teeth at you? Who are these friends? Are they here? Leave to go where? Man you must be wasted. ?

I think he's quoting Batman Begins to use a a Cellar tag line.

Have you seen Batman Begins?

I loved Batman Begins!

I am glad you are ok flint. I don't like to see people losing it.

My embarrassment is overcome by my relief.

The Cellar: Like acid and oil on a madmans face

The Cellar: Do not name stack your posts even though it's set up that way.

The Cellar: Undoing the rubiks cube since.....

The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint.

"Ha ha ha ha, You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner - it's a sailboat!"

"A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head."

name stack your posts?

What is it called when you are looking at the main page and you see your user name in every category?

speed posting?

BUMP?

A slow day at the cellar.

Me getting off work around 2am and nobody else is on and posting.

The Cellar: we stack deep while others sleep.

The Cellar: EXACT time. You want 'ago'? A-go somewhere else!

hehehehe

The Cellar: Denoting the exact time since one day ago.

PERFECT!

The Cellar- Where even pricks are required to keep it real.:)

The Cellar: where Arnold Corns is not David Jones or David Bowie.

The Cellar: Impressionists in a Pop Art World

The Cellar: Your One Stop Headquarters for Everything Armageddon!

The Cellar: Where Opinions *Aren't* Like Assholes

The Cellar: Stop Yer Whinin' and Hand Me the Vaseline...

The Cellar: Not As Think As You Drunk We Are

The Cellar: Open 27 Hours Per Day...Watch for Time Warp Ahead

The Cellar: Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200...In Fact, Just Buzz Off

The Cellar: Not Nirvana, But You Can See It From Here