No wax.

not a friction burn.

you're both on the right track, it is a burn.

no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury.

You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap?

nope.

I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse.

WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight?

warmer and warmer.

not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is.

Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out

Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well

I c wut u did thar ^^^

No more callers, please. We have a winner.

zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise.

Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK.

Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass.

Been there done that dude !!!
you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help

Oxycontin works well too

yeah.. been there done that too.

won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text.

So it wasn't a fleshlight injury?

fleshlight injury risks:

constrictive cyanosis
cramps
rug burn
being late for work

If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin.

Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you.

Nah, he burned himself with his morning coffee whilst reading the let's go karting thread when he saw the tutu pic! J/k!
Actually i guessed right too but was late on the draw. I too have a solid brass zippo. Used to collect them myself til i lost my collection due to you know what...

friggin ouch!

I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner.
you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell.

If you're getting burned by your Zippo, you are welcome to flick my Bic. ;)

Flic your bic? New meaning to pants on fire

I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.

You'll never make a potential suicide bomber with that kind of defeatist attitude young man.

Yeahboy! Been there done that, more than once.

You'd think I'd learn...

Another hot chick shooting

after you refill your zippo, burn it for a few seconds.....

up for 20 hrs. straight. i'm going to bed. alarm goes off at 5:15 local. late. piece out.

:lol2: God bless her.

Looks like I posted this vid inthe wrong thread.

Unless you are really grannypamspam

Hey, grannies need loving too!! I think she is pretty damn hot

yeah, mebbe shoulda been in the bag on fellow cellarites....she coulda starred anyone of the hawt chickiechicketychickchicks we got here!

This seems sexy to me, but I may be wrong. :blush:

Please be kind and enthusiastic in response!

Not wrong at all. Very hot.

It seems very sexy to me, but then I'm not an expert. I would certainly need to see more photos to make a definitive evaluation.

I like the hurried, blurred, sort of furtive aspects. They add a sort of naughtiness factor that cannot be dis-regarded.

So, definitely post additional photos for evaluation.

A+

I enjoy boobs. I found anon's post to be most enjoyable. I am happier now than I was before I saw those boobs. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look at those boobs some moar.

Taking your computer into the bathroom with you?

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Oh, and, anon,:drool:.

(We need a motorboat smilie.)

NUM NUM NUM !!!!!

OK, OK, since you put it that way, candy & flowers along with the new car. ;)

UT never did install that motorboat smilie.

Very nice picture and subject.

I gotta say, speaking from other side of the Great Divide, I think you look hot as fuck.

I don't think there'll be any knockers for your knockers, anon.
Very nice, young lady.

There you go, Anon two expert opinions from ladies who happen to own beautiful breasts of their own.

Looks like a man to me. (Yup, let's see this thread go down THAT path again!)

LOL!!!

If that's a man, I wanna be queer.



No Shel, I don't want pointers. :p:

For future reference:

Nuts don't have nipples.

:lol2:

You don't?


:D

i'd bet money that he has an extra one

Hah, not like them!!!!:lol2:

If I had tits like those, I'd never leave the house.

I told you to never tell anyone about that!

cant have a nsfw thread without me in it!!

Oh Duckie, you're looking lovely... as usual. But don't you find all that clothing stifling... restricting... inhibiting? :blush:

Yummy Dux !!!

ah boy yoi yoing!

:yum:

Very nice Ducks. Can we see the complete breast tattoo next time? I'm curious. It looks like a skull and crossbones.

Maybe we need to start a NSFW Personal Ink thread.

Is that just a ploy for me to get my kit off?? Im pretty sure my ink is in the "show us your ink" thread :p:

Its Jiminy Cricket, my best friend in school died in a car accident, she always doodled Jiminy. He's really crummy now and my tattooist always wants to cover it up.....

Can they cover it up with another Jiminy Cricket?

BTW....nice!

Ah, Ducksie. Seeing your pics always makes me wanna go down...under.

Wow, thanks. I so guessed wrong about the tat (tit tat?). One of those pics must have been in a mirror. I'm guessing the latest pic.

Beautiful as always.

If I were ever forced in some Kafkaesque reality to live my life as an insect, I would want it to be as that cricket. ;)

Nah, it has to be with something really busy, like flowers and leaves or something. I'd get it covered up with a reaper if I could get away with it, then get Jiminy somewhere else.

Rich - yeah, last one was flipped in my phone to get it right side up. Jiminy is on my left boob. All heartfelt tats should be on your left side, closer to your heart.

NUMMMMMY !!!