The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.
The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up. The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming! The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes. The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden. The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*! The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed". |
All excellent ideas, Els.
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The Cellar: We have squirrels in our attics (and bats in our belfrys)
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...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel
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err thats beer battered bat-fried squirrel
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I've been battered by beer before.
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The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa...
The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11! The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast! The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present" |
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Oh that really made me laugh. |
Thanks. Cellar tag lines at Yule are my very favorite thing.
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The Cellar: The good C word.
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The Cellar: Bigger'n Texas
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The Cellar: Home of the hairy vagina toaster cover. :D
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The Cellar: Press button, receive bacon
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The Cellar: 'Emma not gonna let you finish, but...
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