The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.

The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up.

The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming!

The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes.

The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden.

The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*!

The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed".

All excellent ideas, Els.

The Cellar: We have squirrels in our attics (and bats in our belfrys)

...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel

err thats beer battered bat-fried squirrel

I've been battered by beer before.

fix'd that 4 u

The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa...

The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah

The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11!

The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress

The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast!

The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present"

Oh that really made me laugh.

Thanks. Cellar tag lines at Yule are my very favorite thing.

The Cellar: The good C word.

The Cellar: Bigger'n Texas

The Cellar: Home of the hairy vagina toaster cover. :D

The Cellar: Press button, receive bacon

The Cellar: 'Emma not gonna let you finish, but...