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this was done by someone at PD. because they hated the Mr Incredible avatar i was using. alarming!

are you cheating on us with tehm?

yes


but only because it's been so slow here at work, and i can't read all these politics threads all day.

slut. I bet that's how you got all those viruses.

Case mod, not for burial.

I'd like to make a computer out of a toilet, with the monitor built into the lid. The components could be housed in the tank. To reboot you'd just pull the handle.

That will only come in handy if you are vomitting into the toilet.
I guess you could call it surf and burf. :-)

Here's a start, just add the screen to the lid.:D

The laptop version would be a porta-potty.

Filthiest Toilet In Scotland - name that movie!

AFAIK, if you're using on top of your lap, you're doing it wrong. :headshake

Trainspotters.

Good scene.

Good memory, Monkey! That scene nearly made my then-husband retch. hahahahahaha!

Wouldn't that be called a craptop?

The only question I have is: How am I going to hook Sheldon up with my roommate? lol!

Send him over. I'll take care of the rest. ;)

Will do...........

Then both of you can talk about my pores. It will be fantastic.

Not that I am not about to mapquest AZ.......(I eat double-negatives for breakfast)

"pores" will NOT be the holes we will discuss.

And I eat roommates for breakfast.

...or lunch or dinner?

For dinner, I prefer something light. Soup is good.
Especially Cream of Sumyungguy.

Amusing and repulsive all at once. Well done!

is it for sale ....if so, i'm seriously interested.

If ya'll don't shut up I'm gonna go outa my mind.

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Time to feed the fish.

I'm so sorry. *slinks away*

No, impress...it's always good to see the negative image of Elvira. It makes the rest of us feel normal.

:haha: No need to slink, it gives you a chance to get the history.

Apparently she just lost those in a car crash.

Dumde-de-dum dum-de-dee-dum

duh.

Sometimes news is so redundant.

Well cap'n, it took awhile for it to get to Scotland - thats all.

Scotland.... Is that near Georgia?

The country or the state?

nah - its on the northwest side of the southeast end.

I'm quite sure you can't get there from here.

The state.

J/K.....

Loved that commercial!

That is one nasty looking beotch.

insult to injury
http://cellar.org/2009/bad-dog.jpg

And a JRT at that!

Those are some fearless animals. I have one.

Well at those prices it makes sense. One buck per fuck.

That dude's thinking:
"No way!.. I ain't fuckin behind no damn terrier!... hell I wish I wouldn't 'a killed it now to start with".

That rifle is another doggie-shoots-owner-accident waiting to happen.

Even a redneck isn't taking sloppy seconds.

"When I'm done with the buck, I'm gonna fuck your scope!" BAM!

Somebody had an interesting post-Valentines Day party.....

Well, hunters care for their doggie and don't want it to catch some STD.

That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.

Or either they were stealing a shitload of Valentine's Day gag gifts.:cool:

And you know this because ...?

I worked in the supermarket business for a few years, and my department shared offices with the security department. It was fascinating.

The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.

British Tickler
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02...RS_450x300.jpg

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

the Illinois enema bandit...

ooh, oooh!! Mr. Kotter, I know the answer to this one ...

State stores are not open 24 hours.

Also, it's way easier to shoplift in the supermarket. The small size of the vanilla bottles helps with that. The little bottles are about the size of a shot, the big ones, maybe two or three. When you've got the shakes, though, than can be enough to get you through another couple of hours, maybe hold off on that seizure that's been waiting in the wings.

Listerine is also a popular product for alcoholics. I've commented on the phenomenon of the minty fresh drunk before.

my question exactly. . .

Celebrating by creating a not so stealthy sock puppet?

Scientific proof that you are automatically reincarnated at age 41?