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Sheldonrs 03-12-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 438282)
Dude, how did you get here already? Do you always come so fast? Do you have a special tool? You know, a browser thing that alerts you to high euphemism potential words like chocolate? Or is your tool Sheldon-centric? :D

I just follow the Monster...Cocks. ;-)

total loss 03-12-2008 05:30 PM

Dear all,

This is really fun, thanks all of you for your responses.

A big thanks to Clodfobble for explaining how things works. Now I could actually make up some codes for myself following this technique.

"What's your story, loss? I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop".
Hi Glatt, do you mean the story of myself? well, i am cute, curious and confuse, hihi.. things such as "the other shoe to drop" really got me in total loss. Please tell me what does this mean?

Thanks Monster, Shawnee, Tink .

Enjoy the rest of the everning!
143

Loss.

P.S. again this is how it goes: she said:362; and he responsed: 293.

lookout123 03-12-2008 05:38 PM

is this another one of tw's sock puppets?

monster 03-12-2008 07:07 PM

Hey, total, he meant "hi there, welcome to the cellar, where are you from, what do you do, pepsi or cola, tell us more about yourself, please...."

I still reackon 362....293

is "how desire it?"...."up chocolate way"

DanaC 03-12-2008 07:16 PM

Only time I ever saw people use 'hihi' was in gaming and they were usually from the east....usually Korean.

Total Loss, nice to 'meet' you :) welcome to the cellar !

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2008 10:29 PM

A lot further east.

lumberjim 03-13-2008 09:22 AM

A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her ablanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticedthere was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She triedit again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma."The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would closethe curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flatlined with no pulse, no heartrate. The nurses ran back into the room."What happened," they cried!The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked???

binky 03-13-2008 09:54 AM

:lol: :headshake

Rexmons 03-13-2008 01:37 PM

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Flint 03-13-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 438606)
"You must be in Management."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 333416)
Sometimes they're like a cat, stuck in a tree (how the hell did you get up there?), but they're attacking the guy with the ladder (do you want to stay up there?) . . . I could have told them to move out of the way before the tree grew underneath them, but now that they're up there, it looks like they'll be hissing at me until I rescue them (again). Next time, ask me six months ago. Seriously. I'm not a fucking mind-reader. Oh, and by the way...

YOU'RE WELCOME.


HungLikeJesus 03-14-2008 11:04 AM

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
 
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started.

skysidhe 03-15-2008 12:47 PM

I Often Contradict Myself
I often contradict myself.
Oh no, I never do.
I argue with me day and night.
That simply isnt true.

Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.
I do this all day long.
Oh no I don't. Oh yes I do.
That's right. No way! It's wrong.

I'm really quite agreeable.
I argue night and day.
I love to be around myself.
I wish I'd go away.

So if you see me arguing,
it's certain that you won't.
I like to contradict myself.
I promise you I don't.

--Kenn Nesbitt

total loss 03-15-2008 01:18 PM

Hello DanaC,

Thanks for your warm welcome. It's nice to "meet" you too. It's my first time here ever; I'm really clueless on how things works. You're right, i'm asian, but not Korean. What is from the "gaming" means anyway?
--

Hello Monster,

How are you? Thanks for explaining Glatt questions. Ok, i'm from US, 2 years college graduated, still working on what i want to do, still working on how to express myself correctly, love animal, here to have fun and to look for answers..
Are you purposelly post the answer in that "hard to see" color, because it's really work -only joking- but thanks anyway, i think it's cute, only wish i could understand what "up chocolate mean".

Glad to be a member of the Cellar, thank you all again,

Sincerely,

Loss.

xoxoxoBruce 03-15-2008 01:30 PM

"Up chocolate", often refers to anal sex.

total loss 03-15-2008 01:40 PM

Oh, Hi Bruce, thank you! No wonder Monster posted it in that color.
Have fun, :)
Loss.


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