Chopping wood with an axe for the Christmas fire, handle slipped and spun around Looney Tunes style to hack you right in the temple.

This brat kid dropped an iron on your face and electrocuted your partner while the two of you tried to rob his house on Christmas Eve.

Santa flew a little too low and Rudolph's hoof grazed your face as he passed overhead.

BDSM partner played rough and you forgot the safe word. Brutal night. Might go again though.

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Nothing actually happened, but your nephew is going to be a surgeon, and he really wanted to practice on a live patient. So it's just a cut and a stitch. He actually paid you $500 for it though, in case it leaves a mark. He did the final tie of the stitch with one hand!

Bought a DIY facelift kit for eye wrinkles. Doing the other side next week.

Got an anti-facial recognition device implant.

Termite damage.

"Shot by a bullet in the war" is a standard.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but....

Bacon cooking accident...

Good catch, nice scar. Get well, stay well.

You've heard of those snipers who can kill somebody from a mile and a half away? Yeah so I borrowed my neighbors' string trimmer, but when I used it some debris caught me in the side of the head.

Implant for my next generation Tesla pickup.

This one time at band camp...

Ha! That's the one story suggested here that he'll never tell customers as they get their financing sorted. :)

Gave a customer a deal so good it literally blew your mind.....


(Had a parasitic conjoined twin removed because they started inflating the finance rates)

Healing very nicely. Sutures come out tomorrow.

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Merry Christmas, Bruce!
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I don't know why Tapatalk is posting my pics 90 deg counter. Annoying

Tell them your boss hit you upside the head when he found out almost 10% of your customers refuse the undercoating and Scotchgard. :lol: