Sew what?

Hey. Stop needling him. It'll ruin the thread of the conversation.

So just button your lip.

This thread is not what it seams.

lol! Here some more UPS Pics! Love the second one! Use to use it as a sig on another site.

One for the firearm enthusiasts. (via)

You mean... there are other sites?

That's an old one (but a good one)! There's video of it out there for those not too lazy to google.

I hate it when people "force" their religeon on you.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing, Archbishop . . . . "

"Luke, let me tell you about The Father..."

This is what Richard LeParmentier, the guy with no faith, looked like as of 4 years ago.

Is there any scrub of an extra from a Star Wars movie whose part was so miniscule that they can't do the con circuit?

Everyone is a star, in a movie where half the population has every line memorized.

Richard LeParmentier?

Wasn't he the famous farter?

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I thought that was Jonathan Swift..?

Shooting bananas out your nose makes pretty girls stop crying. Of course it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dY

The star wars action figure faithful were finally rewarded last year with his action figure. They'd been clamoring for years.

Once again I bow to you Impress, Queen of the WTF.

I'm sure THEY had...lol.

fixed

Must have been them. I didn't even buy one. Thought it was a waste because he was special order and packaged with 7 other imperials.

w t f?

I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent :thepain:

Bub bubs
 

Make her bub bubs bounce! (youtube video)

W............T...............F!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thepain: :eyebrow: :headshake

From Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job which in itself is one, big WTF.

I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent

and how do you pee?

Use the force.

The 'Bouncing Bub Bubs' made me think of this, which I caught in reruns a few nights ago. I said "WTF!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw

I love that show way too much.

Pooka says it's like they made that show just for me.

Here, for example, is one of their finest clips, ever: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1fc80011640020

Also oh god yes ALL THE FOOD IS POISON: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1fa3e335c3001d

All the food is poison gets stuck in my head. This is my favorite lately: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1fa3e58dde002d

Oh God--MY EYES!
. . . I can't un-see that.

I love that one!

I was watching "All the food is poison" last night and my son, who is nine, turns to me and says "Where do you FIND this stuff?"

All midget crucifixion.
Cool.

INRI = I'm Nailed Right In

Post #7000 in this thread.

Is the guy holding the tablets 'wee' too?

Is that that Moses guy? Why does he get to be tall?

"I have for you 15 commandments (drop, crunch) Ten, TEN commandments."

Arbor Day has a mascot....

And it's pissed.

He's got an SUV parked on his crotch. I'd be pissed too!

I thought your crotch WAS an SUV.:rolleyes:;)

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:eek::eek::eek:

Dinosaur hair ball?

Nope. Mine's a plow.

My mistake, then. Sorry.

The caption on the pic said it was a mass grave someone had discovered. Can't remember where I found that pic. :headshake

When we're puttering around the Internet and we see that something's "NSFW" we usually think we're going to see some naked bits or, perhaps, bad language. This video is Not Safe For Work in a different since--it's a very gruesome industrial safety training video. To give you some idea of how gruesome, the title is "Will You Be Here Tomorrow?"

yeah, those and the Women, the Workplace and Safety vids are the best. Lecture starts out with the stats of women likely to be killed at work by a spurned lover or crazed stalker; sometimes both. anyway, it's a disturbing stat. I LOVE starting the day off that way!

Reminds me of a funny vid (NSFW due to language): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v-AkSj260

IT'S A TRAP!!!

my sister has asthma you insensitive bastard!

That's your sister?


:p

So that's where my goddam inhaler got off to.

Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two (VF 2), took this amazing photo of a F/A-18 Hornet
as it broke the sound barrier. The jet was assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) and John was standing on the 0-10 level weather deck of the USS Constellation (CV 64). He used a Nikon N-90s, Nikon 70-300 ED zoom lens and Kodacolor 200 negative film. The camera was set for manual exposure of F/5.6 at 1/1000 sec. John, the lucky and talented dog, caught this masterpiece with a single shot by
prefocusing at approximately 200-300 yards off the port side of the ship and then panning left to right as
the aircraft flew by. This image has appeared in many publications worldwide and I hope made John
some $ because damn, what a shot.
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