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glatt 04-16-2009 11:38 AM
What offices still use CRT monitors?! WTF?

Shawnee123 04-16-2009 11:40 AM
That guy took a reallllllly long time to fall.

classicman 04-16-2009 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt (Post 556867)
What offices still use CRT monitors?! WTF?
I still have one :(

BigV 04-16-2009 10:53 PM
I have two at home.

Bullitt 04-17-2009 12:05 AM
Still have one too. "19 Dell flatscreen from 2004, has a much better picture than either of my "24 & "19 lcd monitors. The thing is just so damn heavy and huge, ugh.

Trilby 04-17-2009 06:47 AM
Dell...those are the pot-smoking computers, right?

:joint:

classicman 04-17-2009 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 557145)
"19 Dell flatscreen from 2004,
Flatscreen - whats that? :rolleyes:

Bullitt 04-17-2009 08:46 AM
A CRT with a flat instead of curved glass screen:
http://www-307.ibm.com/pc/support/site.wss/c190.jpg.gif

impress 04-17-2009 09:25 AM
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Meursault 04-17-2009 09:53 AM
"trick or treat, sugah!"

Crimson Ghost 04-17-2009 11:00 AM
Bad Bad Leroy Brown had to take on a new job in this economic downturn.

He's now the first openly gay superhero who works for Victoria's Secret.

Queen of the Ryche 04-17-2009 11:04 AM
That has GOT to be Venice.

SteveDallas 04-17-2009 11:20 AM
The leggings make the outfit.

impress 04-17-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 557220)
The leggings make the outfit.
I dunno, it's a toss-up between the leggings and the Underroos.

Queen of the Ryche 04-17-2009 03:55 PM
I;m kinda partial to the temporary tummy tattoos.

impress 04-19-2009 02:11 PM
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Crimson Ghost 04-19-2009 03:31 PM
That's just cold.

sweetwater 04-19-2009 08:08 PM
When Triple-Dog-Dares go wrong. Very wrong.

dar512 04-19-2009 09:33 PM
Waiter. I ordered this woman neat.

Trilby 04-20-2009 01:07 AM
When Shirley gave you the cold shoulder, you really felt it.

Shawnee123 04-20-2009 06:05 AM
The Ice Man Cometh...all over Shirley's face.

Cubist.

Kingswood 04-20-2009 06:22 AM
Not the world's best headache cure.

capnhowdy 04-20-2009 07:10 AM
....and reusable, too!

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2009 07:11 AM
It was supposed to be a hangover cure.

impress 04-20-2009 11:08 AM
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capnhowdy 04-20-2009 07:32 PM
Along with having bad taste in fashion, this dude must have a prostate problem.

impress 04-21-2009 10:11 AM
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binky 04-21-2009 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 556790)
Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two (VF 2), took this amazing photo of a F/A-18 Hornet
as it broke the sound barrier. The jet was assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) and John was standing on the 0-10 level weather deck of the USS Constellation (CV 64). He used a Nikon N-90s, Nikon 70-300 ED zoom lens and Kodacolor 200 negative film. The camera was set for manual exposure of F/5.6 at 1/1000 sec. John, the lucky and talented dog, caught this masterpiece with a single shot by
prefocusing at approximately 200-300 yards off the port side of the ship and then panning left to right as
the aircraft flew by. This image has appeared in many publications worldwide and I hope made John
some $ because damn, what a shot.
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My daughter bought a poster of that pic at a Scholastic book fair, so they must have printed quite a few just for that. I hope he got royalty payments.

glatt 04-21-2009 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by binky (Post 558572)
I hope he got royalty payments.
If he's a photo officer, he was taking the pictures for the United States, and the picture is in the public domain. We all own it.

capnhowdy 04-21-2009 04:21 PM
Prolly salaried, but well.

toranokaze 04-22-2009 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by impress (Post 558568)
He could send this guy to try and get some money from those sneaky book peoples

impress 04-22-2009 09:07 AM
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Sheldonrs 04-22-2009 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by impress (Post 559044)
She learned to appreciate those during her stint in prison.

toranokaze 04-22-2009 09:22 AM
I always thought it was funny how kkk hats and dunce caps have a striking resemblance.

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2009 04:16 AM
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Wash that pussy.

Shawnee123 04-23-2009 05:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 559045)
She learned to appreciate those during her stint in prison.
Radar's gonna need a bigger cart.

Queen of the Ryche 04-23-2009 03:22 PM
So Do Not Want
 
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footfootfoot 04-23-2009 05:48 PM
You got that right. The cops'll pull your ass over in a hurry with an illegible license plate. That shit don't fly with the man.

BigV 04-23-2009 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 559598)
You got that right. The cops'll pull your ass over in a hurry with an illegible license plate. That shit don't fly with the man.
this is correct

when I was *young* and dumb, I once crossed the uprights of the 7s in my license plate... for grins.

BWOOOOOOOP! Grab a piece of the curb, asshole.

the cop, to his credit, let this dumbshit off easy, after I scratched off the offending little bars.

no more homebrew custom license plates for me!

impress 04-24-2009 04:30 PM
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Elspode 04-25-2009 10:13 AM
"I banged me gavel!"

Is that...Buck Henry and Eric Idle?

impress 04-28-2009 08:07 AM
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Tiki 04-28-2009 04:41 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3542/...946a8c.jpg?v=0

Sheldonrs 04-28-2009 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 561157)
Isn't that where they filmed "The Dead Poets Society"?

capnhowdy 04-28-2009 07:31 PM
...take a right at the smurf blue house.....

Crimson Ghost 04-29-2009 12:45 AM
Is that the color they turn when you choke them?

capnhowdy 04-29-2009 06:50 AM
I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.

Then we'll post him for recipes.

Sheldonrs 04-29-2009 08:48 AM
Gonna choke your "smurf" again Cap?

Crimson Ghost 04-29-2009 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 561333)
I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.

Then we'll post him for recipes.
I'm here for the briefing.

Cyber Wolf 04-30-2009 08:16 AM
Clear as mud
 
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From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2009 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 561469)
I'm here for the briefing.
Wouldn't that be debriefing... or deboxering? ;)

Queen of the Ryche 04-30-2009 04:21 PM
O M Friggin G
 
Hungry? Don't have time to cook a whole chicken for the fam damily? That's okay! We bring you this appetizing solution:

http://gizmodo.com/5234444/oh-god-it...icken-in-a-can

kerosene 04-30-2009 04:38 PM
:greenface

Elspode 04-30-2009 05:08 PM
That would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.

Sheldonrs 04-30-2009 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 561706)
That would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.
So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2009 12:07 AM
And just about as pale. :rolleyes:

Tiki 05-01-2009 01:01 AM
Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.

Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole.

toranokaze 05-01-2009 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf (Post 561580)
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!
Confused cat is confused.

Is this a contradiction or a paradox?

Queen of the Ryche 05-01-2009 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 561831)
Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.

Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole.
Yeah, we had our fair share of canned meat products, but usually it was already cut up, de-boned, etc. I had never seen anything like this before, and it just didn't look very appetizing. MAybe after you throw it in the oven and brown it up a bit?


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