I haven't ever krumped a Kardashian wearing khakis while kickin' kinfolk in Kandahar.

I haven't ever Lived with a Lynx

MMM

I haven't mamboed with Mama on a moped.

I haven't ever navigated a Navajo to Nizhny Novgorod.

It's not for the want of trying though.

I haven't ever Opined On Operation Overlord

PPP

I haven't previously paid a porn star for a private performance.


(but there's a first time for everything)

QQQQQ

I ain't even attempting Q.

I haven't ever quixotically quested to queue to question the Queen.



Well, I don't think I have, but it's been a busy year.

R, I think.

I haven't ever Rooted Rebecca in a Root cellar

SSS

I've never socialized with Slovenian super-models. Nor do I intend to

TTTTT

I havent ever tipped a waiter for bad service.....

U

I haven't ever unknowingly utilized a(n) Ugandan usurer.

I haven't ever Victualed a man named Victor

WWW

I havent ever witnessed someone commiting a bank robbery....

X/Y

I haven't ever Xeroxed a Xylophone

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