no, i mean yes (ps. nice answer)

have you ever had something in your teeth all day and none of your friends pointed in out?

YES, but probably not what you think

Have you ever reported someone to the IRS just for grins?

Not until right now, Capn. :lol:

As you were.

No.

Have you ever given up on something you formerly believed very strongly?

Yes...I was anti-gun until a few years ago.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

No, but I do believe that the infatuation referred to can become love.

Do you have a gut?

Yes

Do you have guts?

yes, (in my gut)

have you ever been to legoland?

No.

Do you crave the smell of Play-Doh?

Not often.

Is there really nothing like the smell of NaPalm in the morning?

Yes, Victory

Is one of your testicles (men) / breasts (women) noticably bigger than the other?

No.

Do you have an amusing birthmark?

yes? (i have a birthmark on my leg so i guess it's got a stand up career)

have you been to Kauai?

No.

Do you think 'beauty marks' a-la Cindy Crawford's mole make then more attractive?

(They annoy me, personally. Take Matt Damon. He's cute, but that thing on his face would drive me nuts.)

No

Do you want to see a birthmark on someone's genitals?