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spudcon 05-05-2010 06:30 AM

Do I get to play with the (product)?

monster 05-05-2010 07:12 AM

Can I have my own stapler?

glatt 05-05-2010 07:33 AM

"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."

monster 05-05-2010 07:35 AM

What is your policy on sexual harassment?

monster 05-05-2010 07:39 AM

I always like to compare my jobs to penises.

monster 05-05-2010 07:39 AM

Well in my last 26 positions...

Sundae 05-05-2010 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 653897)
Do I get to play with the (product)?

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653901)
Can I have my own stapler?

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 653915)
"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653916)
What is your policy on sexual harassment?

BZZZZZ (because that might be a real question!
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653918)
I always like to compare my jobs to penises.

DING! 19% of the vote
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653919)
Well in my last 26 positions...

BZZZZZ

Y'all can have another go before I reveal the answers.
Stretching the 3 strikes and you're out purely because of the time distance.
Yeah. My game, my rules, baby.

Spexxvet 05-05-2010 08:24 AM

Want to have sex?

Spexxvet 05-05-2010 08:25 AM

What's your policy on embezzelment?

Do you mind if I have cocktails at lunch every day?

monster 05-05-2010 08:49 AM

was it the head answer, though? :lol:

Sundae 05-05-2010 10:12 AM

Top answers:

- Do single men have access to the creche?
- Do you have anything against Muslims with a burning hatred of the West and a pilot's license?
- 9 til 5? 9 til 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!

Shawnee123 05-05-2010 11:28 AM

omg I snorted way out loud!

lumberjim 05-05-2010 07:11 PM

Ok, top 7 answers on the board: Name something weird you ate as a kid.

monster 05-05-2010 07:12 PM

Worms

monster 05-05-2010 07:13 PM

Snot

No vegetables

PBJ


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