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glatt 09-06-2005 03:12 PM

The 2CV is a fun little car. Cute in a way. But I wouldn't want one.

glatt 09-23-2005 10:50 AM

I just discovered a new reason to hate the French.

They ruined the perfectly good cover art on an amazing book.

Would you buy this book? Look at that cover. It's hideous.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/22...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

dar512 09-23-2005 11:09 AM

Maybe the French would. Their tastes are different.

Happy Monkey 09-23-2005 01:38 PM

It's not really science fiction either, is it? More historical fiction, I'd say.

Urbane Guerrilla 09-23-2005 08:31 PM

Mmm... four rotor Enigma machine on the cover. As a former Intelligence guy, I'd at least pick it up and see how the thing reads. As a former intel guy, I recommend the book Blind Man's Bluff as worthy of attention from the spy-curious.

Urbane Guerrilla 09-23-2005 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle
However, Lance has to overcome an even greater obstacle to win. The wind resistance caused by his gargantuan American BALLS. er. ball. The French don't have that problem, obviously.

bargalunan has vestigal ones, at least, he still has hope.

Okay, Nood, let's start singing:

"Armstrong -- has only got one ball!/Barga -- has two but they are small..."

Urbane Guerrilla 09-23-2005 08:40 PM

The last Yugo I've ever seen on the road disappeared from Oxnard, CA two, maybe three years ago. It was red. Rather untidy inside. I suspect its owner (30-something male Caucasian, collar-length dark brown hair, medium build) now drives something a bit ... less surprising. It probably goes faster too.

wolf 09-24-2005 12:47 AM

As far as the question asked by the thread ... I still only get as far as "they're French" and I can't come up with anything else.

WabUfvot5 09-24-2005 03:09 AM

Meet anybody from around Paris and you will know. I believe it happened with DeGaulle pumping up the citizens by letting them think they were the center of the world. Some of them truly believe that.

bargalunan 09-24-2005 07:11 AM

Salvador Dali said the center of the world was Perpignan station (city in south of France).
Even the genious can smoke too much.
Times are changing and France loses its magnificence. So sad...
If he was still alive he would say the new center of the world is Los Angeles. ;)

bargalunan 09-24-2005 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla
Okay, Nood, let's start singing:

"Armstrong -- has only got one ball!/Barga -- has two but they are small..."

I know where is Urban Guerrilla's center of the world.
You can't find it on a map, but in an anatomic atlas :D

bargalunan 09-24-2005 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
Maybe the French would. Their tastes are different.

I'm not sure when I see the successful US singers, fastfood and films in France.
And we're going to elect a politician nearly as mad as Bush.

The cover is really awful, so sorry. :(

Griff 09-24-2005 07:45 AM

Aren't many of our jazz singer/musicians more successful in France than in the US?

wolf 09-24-2005 10:58 AM

That's not necessarily a good thing ... Donny Osmond, David Hasselhoff, Jerry Lewis ... you see what I mean?

Urbane Guerrilla 09-26-2005 04:12 PM

:biggrin: Hee hee, Barga.

My Muse ran out of gas before I could come up with anything as good as "Himmler -- his are dissimilar" for a third line -- that's my favorite version of the third line of The Colonel Bogey March (and you haven't lived until you've heard a Japanese JASDF military band playing it!). "And poor old Goebbels/Has no balls/At all" is pretty much an insert-name-here kind of line.


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