Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

Ladies, you're so nice. When I was 24, I looked 12, now this is finally paying off.

This is a surprise; I didn't think you liked me very much. I'm glad that I've shown to be not such a bad guy after all.

Actually, I can't pretend to be an old man. Someone at work said I was too hip to be a Vice President. I act like I'm 30 yo. I was the only one with VP or Chief title to sing at company Karaoke night. I listen to 21st century music and talk about it with my girlfriends at work. Glad I don't have gray hair or I'd look like a poser doing all that.

[139]With this, I finally have more posts as Rock Steady than as Gwennie! That took a lot longer than I thought.

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies. ;)

Sycamore has a point.

I'll argue the can't be too thin. :reaper:

So, she's like a black widow, makes love, then commits them?

Or vise versa. :lol:

I guess that's part of the therapy. :)

Speaking of toys, I went to my first "toys" party a few months ago. It was a BLAST!! The lady giving the party made even the shy girls feel comfortable, and after some drinks and jello shots, everyone loosened up and had a great time. Afterwards, when it was time for us to place our orders, she went into another room and had everyone come in one at a time so nobody would feel embarrassed about what they were ordering. After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....)
This particular one was called "Slumber Parties". They have a website. I highly recommend those parties for a fun girls night out! :thumb:

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

I blame Ashke for linking to this thread, i will now spend all day trying to find this stuff and not get any work done :neutral:

[edit: coz I havent had my recommended caffeine intake yet]

Well...I buy China Nympho Creme---is good!
The directions (on how to apply) alone will make you horny, baby, yeah!

And available via your friendly neighborhood Fun Party Rep.

Do they make a China Satyr creme?

I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

Chick, no offense, I like you, but--what does that mean?

Are you calling me on my refusal to wear chador?

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