No. No I don't.

Do you like ice cream?

yes

have you ever run through a public street with no clothes on?

No, well, all the boys were naked, I wasnt...its called Nude Beers over here :)

Have you ever interrupted people doing it and hesitated a little too long before leaving?

no


have you ever been caught masterbating and the person hesitated a little too long before leaving?

No

Do you have a question, coz my brain isnt working yet and I dont?

Yes.

Do you work out on a regular basis?

yes. weights and lots of running and masturbating

do you think bri will like these chocolates i got her?

Yes

Do you think Bri will share with the rest of us?

no

i didn't know ducksnuts was a woman until just now....(off subject)

can someone shout me a beer?

no. i need it all for myself.

Do you like Subway food?

yes

do you get your eyelashes tinted?

No.

Have you ever been pissed off at your manicurist?

Yes! she always makes my nose picker nail too sharp!

Do you pick your nose?

Yes. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Would Baby Jesus like cauliflower?

yes. God created Lassie



do you chew your corn completely?

no. theres no point. it comes out the same as it went in.

are rabbits flamable?

Yes, but it still doesnt seem to be digested very well!

Do you swallow?

fuck - that makes no sense now...how did you slip in there kagen?

are rabbits flamable?

Yes, when dipped in petrol.

Have you ever sniffed petrol?

yes. but only when filling up.
if i had a dollar for every time i heard that.

do you swallow? (im not stealing your question DN im just making sure you get your answer)

I shall refrain from answering....coz I know my answer, thanks for thinking of me though Kagen.

yes, i swallow corn after chewing thoroughly.





can a rabbits foot be lucky after the rabbit has lost it?

yes, (the other foot it didnt lose is lucky)


can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

No

Is that a bad thing?

No.

If I hit a woodchuck, would it dramatically affect the gas mileage of the car I'm driving? In this case, a 1979 Mercury Cougar.

no, prolly not

can i drive your '79 cougar?

I would say yes but it's not my cougar.

Can I shift the gears?

Yes.


Are you gonna ride the clutch?

If you cant find it, grind it.

cream?

Yes.

Can it (I) be whipped?

yes

have you been a naughty girl?

Absoultely. I'm almost always naughty. (If it means that I can get spanked for it).

Do you like it when I'm naughty?

I'm Ambivalent about it.

Do you use your blender daily?

No


Do you use your B.O.B daily?

no, bob is broken, i am on manual. :p


do you play with your stick shift?

yes, sometimes


do you want to play with my stick shift too?

I can claim this one!

I hit a fire sprinkler with a forklift, had 200 people outside on the pavement and two hours of cleanup before the factory could re-start.....


One for the ladies......have you ever deliberately had a 'wardrobe malfunction' to tease or torture a man?

what does this--->I can claim this one!

I hit a fire sprinkler with a forklift, had 200 people outside on the pavement and two hours of cleanup before the factory could re-start.....

have to do with this---->do you want to play with my stick shift too?



No, only dress to tease.

have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction to tease a man??

no...i'm not gay. and i think he meant he was playing with his stick shift while working LOL

have you ever made out with someone the same sex?

oh, i see and..

no, yucki ewwwie! :lol:


have you ever had sex with someone the same sex?

Excuse me I just threw up in my mouth... No I haven't

Have you ever dreamed of doing it with someone the same sex?

No. But I have actually been kissed by another girl. Whatever.

Is anyone else as tired as I am?

no, im not done with you yet, you better not be tired

could you call someone thats just been run over tyred?

I'm never done. Just tired.

nice pun on words by the way. Were u just run over?

no



are you walked upon like a door mat?

No


Can one run over tired person call another run over tired person?

Yes. They would hear the beep beep beep beep beep of billybob's forklift, and a dozen people would reach for their cell phones?

Have you ever made out in a closet?

Yes!

Have you ever *had to* hide in a closet?

No, But i found a girl in my closet once.

Have you ever had to jump out a window naked?

Nope, but have had a guy jump out the window naked.

Have you ever jumped a naked guy?

no, i haven't.

have you ever been a naked guy who got jumped?

i HAVE to know that story, cheyenne. por favor.....

And then she came out of the closet...

well you nosey nosertons :P..........


I was all of 16 and living with my boyfriend. We had just moved back to Reno from San Jose. We set up house in an old downtown hotel in Reno. You know, the kind that look seedy today? Back in those days they were just nice old hotels. The room had but a sink in the corner and the bath was a creeky walk down a darked hall, you could hear sounds from each room as you tiptoed along doing the potty dance while......

Oh sorry, the girl, right. I went out for the day and when I came back to the room the door was locked and I could hear rustling noises coming from within. I asked him what was taking so long to answer the door and he kept saying "just a minute". When he finally came to the door I already knew something was up. So I walked directly over tho the closet and there was a girl inside looking like Mr. Bill in headlights. I was so shocked. I believe I said to her "get the fuck out of here you whore" or something to that affect, 'twas long ago.

It was not long after that I left the creep.

I guess I will go with this since everything else isn't a question... :redface:

No, I am a woman.



Have you ever had your salad tossed?

yes



have you ever tossed your cookies?

No

Ever dunked your cookie?

yes

ever had chochip macadamia cookies?

yes

ever cooked naked?

No no no....hot oil and naked boobies is not a good thing.

Ever had hot oil dripped on you?

No

Ever put a cigarette out on your date's hand?