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that made his
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heid even bigger!
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Out of nowhere,
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came a headshrinker
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who took one
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look at the
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massive heid, and
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sat it down
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on a stump.
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Meanwhile, back at
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the police station
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a rectal examination
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was increasingly imminent
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to determine the
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size of the
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object up his
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, by now, painfully
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swollen and oozing
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fireman's passage. However
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as the shadows
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slowly take over
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my tiny brain
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and permeate the
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shockwaves of sex
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rippling through the
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pelvic floor of
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Ann Arbor Mall
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it becomes evident
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this is over.
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Made with little
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boys in mind
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(comma)the small replicas
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of their tiny
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phallic members only
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further proved that
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his sexual preferences
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were all-American!
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America! Fuck Yeah!
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Suddenly, Jesus arrived.
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"Bless you my..."
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cellar dwelling charges
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I am here
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to pump you
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with my mighty
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bike pump nozzle.
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Unless you're obscenely
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well endowed, then
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welcome in!" But
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if not endowed
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with the exceedingly
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largest bank account
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fuck right off.
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Jesus said this!
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Then the monster
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with the flabby
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pickle turned to
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rip him a
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brand spanking new
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one, but just
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as he started
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