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TheMercenary 06-18-2011 08:23 AM

Motorboat!

Hot pics DuckN. You are smoking.

richlevy 06-19-2011 06:43 AM

Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

And they're so desperate right now, most of you have a shot.:D


The same goes for you Brits and the PM slot.

As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.:thumb:

Sundae 06-19-2011 06:57 AM

Ducks you have such beautiful underwear.
What's under the wear is beautiful too of course, but that's nature. It's your taste I want to compliment you on.

Lola Bunny 06-19-2011 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 740891)
Ducks you have such beautiful underwear.
What's under the wear is beautiful too of course, but that's nature. It's your taste I want to compliment you on.

I absolutely agree! I've been trying to not comment in this thread anymore but I think Ducks wouldn't mind these kinds of compliments, I hope. :) Whenever I see her pictures, I've always thought, "VERY PRETTY!!!" That's both for her body and underwear. Btw, Ducks, I am very envious of your butt. Wish mine looks like that. :p:

anonymoo 06-19-2011 12:18 PM

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Happy Fathers Day to my hubby. He took this after Sunday Brunch and right before he had his gift. luv ya babe

zippyt 06-19-2011 02:31 PM

Great Fathers day present !!

richlevy 06-19-2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by anonymoo (Post 740929)
Happy Fathers Day to my hubby. He took this after Sunday Brunch and right before he had his gift. luv ya babe

That's really great, but yesterday my wife gave me underwear and a belt. I'm soooooooo happy.:rolleyes:

anonymoo 06-22-2011 06:44 PM

Thank you, but why are you so excited about underwear and a belt? puzzled

richlevy 06-22-2011 07:11 PM

one word - sarcasm

DanaC 06-23-2011 03:46 AM

My mate J was considering joining the Cellar. I should show him this thread. It'd probably clinch it lol

ZenGum 06-23-2011 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymoo (Post 741454)
Thank you, but why are you so excited about underwear and a belt? puzzled

It was her underwear, and a belt across the backside. He likes it like that. :whip: :D

Oooh yeah, thank you Anonymoo!

sexobon 06-24-2011 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 741509)
My mate J was considering joining the Cellar. I should show him this thread. It'd probably clinch it lol

An exhibitionist huh? :rolleyes:

DanaC 06-24-2011 07:00 AM

Nope. Just a bloke who'd appreciate the titties.

Gravdigr 06-26-2011 05:33 AM

[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]

DanaC 06-26-2011 06:26 AM

lol. Exactly.

TheMercenary 06-28-2011 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 740887)
Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.:thumb:

:lol: Well said.

anonymous 06-29-2011 03:14 PM

Announcing My Candidacy
 
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morethanpretty 06-29-2011 03:57 PM

I'm impressed in a very serious way...but also falling over with laughter. Awesome pic man! You get my vote.

morethanpretty 06-29-2011 11:41 PM

BUMP
I don't feel like full nude is getting enuf appreciation.

Sheldonrs 07-02-2011 08:52 AM

Finally! A candidate I can get behind!

richlevy 07-03-2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 742035)
[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]

It gets a bit more confusing if the boobs in question belong to a transsexual. At that point gender roles and homophobia kick in.

Is it possible to judge 'female' boobs aesthetically and in terms of sexual attractiveness knowing (or not) whether they are attached to a technically male body?

Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.

Sheldonrs 07-03-2011 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 743334)
...Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.

Nope. Never been attracted to tits, even if there's a dick in the deal.

Most of my gay friends are fascinated by them. And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.

So, my advice to all you straight men that like tits, if you want to see 'em and squeeze 'em, tell the lady you're gay. ;-)

ZenGum 07-07-2011 07:31 PM

Tried that, but when I told her she had converted me to straight, she didn't believe me...

richlevy 07-07-2011 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 743335)
And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.

What a coincidence. I only let lesbians touch my dick.

Of course, deep down, all women are lesbians.;)

BigV 07-08-2011 11:31 AM

How deep?

Gravdigr 07-08-2011 11:47 AM

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HungLikeJesus 07-08-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 743946)
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Now I see the problem.

Big Sarge 07-15-2011 03:26 PM

You know that full nude photo looks just like me (about 30 years and 75 pounds ago). Sigh. Now I look more like a panda

Gravdigr 07-20-2011 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 744782)
Now I look more like a panda

Try using less eyeliner.

richlevy 08-06-2011 09:59 PM

Wow, 3 weeks and no posts to this thread. Is everyone away for the summer or have we reached a state of carnal ennui?

Sundae 08-07-2011 07:03 AM

Oh wow anon!
Please don't feel unappreciated - I for one did not see your photo or I would have respnded immediately.
You have a very fine body- be very proud.

Bloody good photo too.
I hope if it was taken by someone else, the shenanigans didn't end there ;)

plthijinx 08-18-2011 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by anonymous (Post 737494)
This seems sexy to me, but I may be wrong. :blush:

Please be kind and enthusiastic in response!

having been busy as of sorts lately...for the past few months....this is by far the best set of tits here. outstanding!

richlevy 08-19-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 751278)
....this is by far the best set of tits here.

I agree, Anon, you are beautiful and blessed in the tits department.

You might have a tougher time competing in the other areas, though, since the Cellar has the largest collection of boobs that I have ever seen.;)

Big Sarge 09-27-2011 05:21 PM

Nobody has posted in awhile so I'll give it a try. Here's me after a fresh trim

Gravdigr 09-27-2011 10:48 PM

Tease.

Big Sarge 09-28-2011 12:45 AM

can't get the picture to upload. evidently the photo is too big

Spexxvet 09-28-2011 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 759055)
can't get the picture to upload. evidently the photo is too big

Is that your name for it?

Gravdigr 09-29-2011 03:15 PM

Had to use the wide-angle lens, huh? Yeah, I know that problem...

ZenGum 09-29-2011 08:52 PM

That's the advantage of midget porn. Smaller files.

Big Sarge 09-29-2011 11:09 PM

ok. i admit it. i couldn't zoom in close enough. sigh. the older i get, by dick shrinks and the balls get bigger & bigger

jimhelm 09-30-2011 12:25 AM

This thread is becoming a sausage fest.

TheMercenary 09-30-2011 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 759602)
ok. i admit it. i couldn't zoom in close enough. sigh. the older i get, by dick shrinks and the balls get bigger & bigger

What? you can still see yours? I need a mirror.:p:

Gravdigr 10-02-2011 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 759621)
This thread is becoming a sausage fest.

Fine. Here's a picture of my pussy.

infinite monkey 10-02-2011 06:21 PM

JEBUS your cat is gorgeous. A real cat's cat. Hi slickster!

Aliantha 10-02-2011 06:25 PM

That cat looks just like my cat Shadow. Same eyes and everything, except Shadow seems to have developed a nervous condition and he keeps licking patches of fur off. I'm thinking of giving him some shavings of Zoloft and see if it helps. lol

infinite monkey 10-02-2011 06:53 PM

Well then I want to see pictures of Shadow, too!

My cat is a dark gray, with jade green eyes. He's a real boy's cat too. Sometimes I think he needs kitty downers, but tonight he's very quiet and sedate which makes me worry. He should be meowing his head off right now!

I love the kittehs!

richlevy 10-02-2011 09:23 PM

This isn't so much thread drift as it is a riptide.

anonymous 10-08-2011 09:17 AM

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Trilby 10-08-2011 10:22 AM

Ibby...? Is that you waving your red flag???

:)

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 10:23 AM

Ibby's not that shy

Trilby 10-08-2011 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 761776)
Ibby's not that shy

true. we would at least get some cheek.

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 10:56 AM

nice buns though, the legs look very smooth and lady-like.

Sundae 10-08-2011 01:20 PM

I'm thinking lady buns.
Very shapely.

Sheldonrs 10-13-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 761780)
true. we would at least get some cheek.

Heck, I have his dick and ass pics on my desktop at home. ;-)

Big Sarge 10-13-2011 06:57 PM

Humphhh?? Nobody even thought that might be my shapely legs & cheeks??

Trilby 10-13-2011 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 763535)
Humphhh?? Nobody even thought that might be my shapely legs & cheeks??

You'd never wear red, Sarge! Too easy of a target!

You'd be in camo!!

BigV 10-13-2011 09:10 PM

You're close, Bri, but not quite correct. He's a soldier. A commando.

plthijinx 10-13-2011 09:43 PM

please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. is there any more tequila??

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2011 09:47 PM

Bust out your Nikon... stat.

jimhelm 10-13-2011 09:57 PM

I think thats big sarge in the underoos. Sexy devil.


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