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impress 06-21-2009 10:21 AM

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impress 06-21-2009 11:09 AM

One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.

This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.

xhaos01 06-21-2009 02:21 PM

Damn... Google "Brandon Crisp" We in Canada don't find that quite as funny. Of course i'm FROM the states, and we have a cure-all for kids like that, the Initials are USMC.

capnhowdy 06-21-2009 04:33 PM

Yep. The Corps sure nudged me on into manhood.

Mayor of Shekou 06-21-2009 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 576338)
One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.

This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.

Nice! In a vid full of WTF, the couple of seconds starting at 1:11 really has me wonder what might have happened in the past. Remotes do not belong there!

dmg1969 06-22-2009 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 576338)
One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.

This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.

Seems put on (acting) to me.

xhaos01 06-22-2009 08:57 AM

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More from me! This site is AWESOME (So is the site I got thepictures from :))

Elspode 06-22-2009 05:41 PM

Methinks the young man who is sans WOW has some fairly serious issues, possibly related to toilet training if the attempted remote insertion was any indication.

capnhowdy 06-22-2009 05:58 PM

I'm with dmg on this one. Staged.

classicman 06-22-2009 06:01 PM

Was there really any doubt?

xhaos01 06-23-2009 05:06 PM

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Sheldonrs 06-23-2009 05:24 PM

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Now THAT'S a big cock! (shuttelcock, that is)

Happy Monkey 06-23-2009 05:30 PM

Governor Sanford.

WTF?

Elspode 06-23-2009 07:34 PM

That shuttlecock is one of four on the lawn of our very own Nelson Atkins Museum here in lovely KC. You cannot imagine the hubbub when Claes Oldenburg and Coosje Van Brueggen (I may have misspelled those names) installed them. I like 'em. They're fun.

classicman 06-23-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 576881)
Governor Sanford.

WTF?

You beat me to this one - I just hears about it on the news. I heard he needed to get away from his kids for a bit - riggghhhttt! Lets do that on Fathers Day - Asshole!

Happy Monkey 06-23-2009 10:02 PM

Amusingly, it apparently was "hike naked day" on the day they claim he was on the trail. Which is a bit of a WTF in itself.

MoonFreckle 06-24-2009 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 576223)
Remind me again, what is taking communion about?

Conjures images of Jon-Benet Ramsey:headshake

Queen of the Ryche 06-24-2009 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 576915)
You beat me to this one - I just hears about it on the news. I heard he needed to get away from his kids for a bit - riggghhhttt! Lets do that on Fathers Day - Asshole!

Turns out he was actually in Argentina? Truly WTF?

toranokaze 06-24-2009 12:18 PM

Some really horny people

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...-chifre_02.jpg

[IMG]http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/39730d1237603944-people-born-horns-chifre_04.jpg[/IMG

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...b?d=1237603918

Crimson Ghost 06-24-2009 04:24 PM

Aw, look, a unicorn.

Griff 06-24-2009 04:25 PM

Chinese traditional medicine is completely safe.

classicman 06-24-2009 04:58 PM

Herbal remedies cause no harm - they're from the earth doncha know.

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 577202)
Aw, look, a unicorn.

Or a unique horn.

Trilby 06-24-2009 05:24 PM

my guess is petrified tiger penis.

you know how the Chinese LOVE their tigers...





And penii.

impress 06-24-2009 05:31 PM

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Elspode 06-25-2009 06:38 PM

This extreme body modification trend has gone entirely too far.

toranokaze 06-26-2009 04:23 PM

Well they aren't sowing people together yet

Crimson Ghost 06-27-2009 01:30 AM

Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

toranokaze 06-27-2009 02:14 PM

CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed

Shawnee123 06-27-2009 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 578161)
CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed

You mean this part?

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Originally Posted by CG's signature
It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

:eek:

toranokaze 06-27-2009 09:14 PM

If it does leave a scar it doesn't count

RellikLaerec 06-27-2009 09:34 PM

I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities! :D
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen :right:

Crimson Ghost 06-27-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 578161)
CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed

Then stop listening at the door.

Alluvial 06-27-2009 11:13 PM

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Hmmm..

Crimson Ghost 06-28-2009 12:16 AM

Here's a new phrase - "He shit a midget."

impress 06-28-2009 12:45 AM

Hung like a baby's arm. Literally.

impress 06-28-2009 12:51 AM

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Crimson Ghost 06-28-2009 12:57 AM

He should have a doctor look at that.
If your junk is shaped like that, you got a problem.

TheMercenary 06-28-2009 05:01 AM

Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?

Shawnee123 06-28-2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 578301)
Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?

Hahahhaha...open to "What's mildly irritating you today?"

capnhowdy 06-28-2009 03:20 PM

I sensed a wrong thread post. Kinda.

casimendocina 06-28-2009 03:36 PM

Tongue in cheek...fair enough, but what is it doing on an instructions website?

http://www.commoncraft.com/zombies

capnhowdy 06-28-2009 03:41 PM

RE: Merc's post. Carry on.

Flint 06-28-2009 06:44 PM

That's got to be a scam the scammer shot. We had threads about this...

Mayor of Shekou 06-28-2009 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 578250)
I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities! :D
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen :right:

There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start:

1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock".

2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot.

3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going.

impress 06-29-2009 07:46 AM

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toranokaze 06-29-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 578253)
Then stop listening at the door.

But the video is so creepy with out the audio

Crimson Ghost 06-30-2009 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 578607)
But the video is so creepy with out the audio

<Insert evil laugh here>

Glinda 06-30-2009 12:27 PM

The bed alarm clock reminded me of this gadget that I ran across online a few years ago. I still think it's pretty nifty.

Weather Toaster





Also: Elvis bread! ;)

Happy Monkey 07-01-2009 12:25 PM



What is it? Apparently worm colonies.

xoxoxoBruce 07-01-2009 12:45 PM

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They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other.


monster 07-01-2009 01:15 PM

It's a severely diseased testicle

Flint 07-01-2009 01:54 PM

You're a severely diseased testicle.

It does draw up like it's about to pop, though.

Elspode 07-01-2009 06:24 PM

I don't quite see how a ball of discrete critters like tubifex worms (which you can buy dried as fish food, btw), can all move together at once, which happens several times in the video.

jinx 07-01-2009 06:35 PM

Like a flock of birds?

Clodfobble 07-01-2009 06:38 PM

Probably the same way a herd stampedes all at once, they feel everyone around them moving. Like a mosh pit!

spudcon 07-02-2009 10:44 PM

I think they are shit eating turdovores.

Crimson Ghost 07-03-2009 12:18 AM

Just like Rush Limbaugh...

Aliantha 07-03-2009 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 577229)

I think this picture is really sad. It must be a non viable foetus that was once someone's dream. Imagine the horror of finding out the baby you'd imagined actually looked like that.

Alluvial 07-03-2009 08:28 AM

Holoprosencephaly.

a cephalic disorder in which the prosencephalon (the forebrain of the embryo) fails to develop into two hemispheres. Normally, the forebrain is formed and the face begins to develop in the fifth and sixth weeks of human pregnancy. Hox genes, which guide placement of embryonic structures, fail to activate along the midline of the head, allowing structures that are normally paired on the left and right to merge. (The condition also occurs in other species, as with Cy, the Cyclops kitten.)


The most severe of the facial defects (or anomalies) is cyclopia, an abnormality characterized by the development of a single eye, located in the area normally occupied by the root of the nose, and a missing nose or a nose in the form of a proboscis (a tubular appendage) located above the eye. The condition is also referred to as cyclocephaly or synophthalmia and is very rare.

From wikipedia.

I agree, severe birth defects are very sad. :(


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