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dar512 08-07-2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 586533)
That's parrot abuse, by any standard.

No this is parrot abuse.



wolf 08-07-2009 02:32 PM

Whoopie in milk is a pretty famous image by Annie Leibovitz, IIRC

Sheldonrs 08-11-2009 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 586533)
That's parrot abuse, by any standard.

Perhaps it's time for a parrot/teacher conference if Polly won't follow the dress code.

xoxoxoBruce 08-12-2009 01:53 AM

Wasn't Polly the one lusting after that cracker? ;)

Scriveyn 08-12-2009 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 587270)
Perhaps it's time for a parrot/teacher conference if Polly won't follow the dress code.

Such as something still gaudy, but more home spun?

capnhowdy 08-12-2009 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 587371)
Wasn't Polly the one lusting after that cracker? ;)

psssstttttt!......

that's racist.:eek:

capnhowdy 08-12-2009 07:53 AM

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I want one.
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Crimson Ghost 08-13-2009 12:21 AM

Nice sidecar.

TheMercenary 08-14-2009 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 586590)
Annie Leibovitz, IIRC

Man have you heard about her recent financial troubles? She got herself in deep.

skysidhe 08-16-2009 11:14 AM

http://img1.putphoto.com/images/main...83595-orig.jpg

glatt 08-16-2009 02:46 PM

They are trying to pick up the game with that huge antenna.

Elspode 08-16-2009 03:15 PM

Trying to contact aliens, from the looks of it. Nazca lines are better, though.

ZenGum 08-16-2009 11:04 PM

Make sure you scroll to the right to see the tail fin. It looks kinda cute peeping up through the ice.

Crimson Ghost 08-16-2009 11:50 PM

This looked a lot easier when Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin did it...

JuancoRocks 08-17-2009 02:46 AM

I want to know what they are standing on to get the elevation
in order to take the picture?

xoxoxoBruce 08-17-2009 03:19 AM

How about a helicopter? ;)

Scriveyn 08-17-2009 06:44 AM

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impress 08-17-2009 08:59 AM

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TheMercenary 08-17-2009 06:32 PM

Unintentionally inappropriate statues

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/25-un...priate-statues

ZenGum 08-18-2009 04:00 AM

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Yes, parents, it is finally here! Bebe Gloton, or Glutton Baby! Comes complete with strap-on falsies with bags of fake milk and pseudo-nipples, so your five year old daughter can learn to breast feed long before she even has breasts! And her brother can get a head start with his cross-dressing fetish, but that's another story.

impress 08-18-2009 09:03 AM

Official mascot of the La Leche League.

jinx 08-18-2009 12:31 PM

Ew! Omgz that's so wtf! That doll baby should come with a plastic bottle full of fake fake milk like nature intended!

SteveDallas 08-18-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 588543)
That doll baby should come with a plastic bottle full of fake fake milk like nature intended!

No kidding!! If God had intended human infants to nurse, he'd have made women with some kind of built-in milk glands.

monster 08-20-2009 11:41 AM

redneck time out

http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/...eckTimeOut.jpg

Glinda 08-20-2009 12:22 PM

Just got back from Montana last night, leaving for SoCal Saturday morning, to visit my young niece and her brand new baby. Bringing duct tape.

dmg1969 08-20-2009 12:34 PM

Found this while searching for something today. It's by far the strangest "404 not found" I've come across.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x..._klein_404.gif

TheMercenary 08-20-2009 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 588983)

:lol2: That rocks. Thanks.

monster 08-20-2009 07:09 PM

from thereifixedit.com (thanks for the link, Dar, that's an awesome site)

http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/...kwindowfix.jpg

monster 08-20-2009 07:19 PM

http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/...yoshi-keys.jpg

Elspode 08-20-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 588983)

You've never heard the term "Babysitter on a Roll (tm)?"

impress 08-21-2009 08:46 AM

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Shawnee123 08-21-2009 12:34 PM

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only kinda wtf, but it made me laugh:

SteveDallas 08-21-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 589079)
You've never heard the term "Babysitter on a Roll (tm)?"

The best part is a) they sent along the ducky to keep the kid company and b) it appears to be winking.

ZenGum 08-21-2009 08:20 PM

Actually, that is the magic duck that Duck tape comes from. You don't want to know the details, though.


Pizza fail ...haggis! You #&%$ed up heating up a frozen pizza you moron!

Ibby 08-21-2009 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 589283)
The best part is a) they sent along the ducky to keep the kid company and b) it appears to be winking.

no, the BEST part is the look on the kid's face. That and the Troll hair.

Crimson Ghost 08-22-2009 04:37 AM

Knit TP?
Yeah, it'll do the job, butt the itching will continue...

joelnwil 08-22-2009 12:04 PM

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Sometimes the signs say something about the people holding them.

Perry Winkle 08-22-2009 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by joelnwil (Post 589401)
Sometimes the signs say something about the people holding them.

If you hold an opinion strongly enough to hold up a sign about it you're probably retarded.*

* Unless we're talking about things like rape and murder being bad. Even then, holding up a sign for that sort of thing is kind of silly.

toranokaze 08-22-2009 08:51 PM

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Regardless they are good for ps fodder

Shawnee123 08-22-2009 09:05 PM

Raise your hands
Raise your voice
Give the chickens
Another choice

toranokaze 08-22-2009 09:43 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_258752.html

He is made of fail

spudcon 08-23-2009 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 589489)

Barney Frank? Definitely.

Ibby 08-23-2009 01:03 AM

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/99179/original.jpg

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 01:16 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/4...2447e958cd.jpg

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 01:17 AM

http://www.strangepolitics.com/image...ent/106260.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2009 01:18 AM

Gosh, I wonder why they're wearing masks. :rolleyes:

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 01:19 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zpDRJLKr4R...607-114711.jpg

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 01:21 AM

http://stopsocialism.files.wordpress...ncy_pelosi.jpg

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 01:31 AM

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2...ncypelosi2.jpg

RellikLaerec 08-23-2009 01:46 AM

Thanks Merc. Now I'll have nightmares till she either is voted out or dies in office. Neither are pretty.

capnhowdy 08-23-2009 11:19 AM

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Crumb bird feeder
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Hamster music box

impress 08-23-2009 04:15 PM

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xhaos01 08-23-2009 06:13 PM

I love all of the people coming out to express their freedom of speech but wearing masks so no one can see who they are. As a Veteran myself it makes me sick seeing some of the things my brothers and sisters are fighting and dying to protect. And people wonder why I move to Canada.

Oh, and the "Behead" poster was A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

Agent-G 08-23-2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 589551)


Bahahahahaha!!! Thanks for this one Merc!
Im sending that one to my dad

glatt 08-24-2009 10:45 AM

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Just stumbled across this. It's old news. An elephant seal that turned up at a boat ramp in New Zealand and harassed the people there for a while.

Pie 08-24-2009 12:00 PM

Holy crap!:eek:

SteveDallas 08-24-2009 12:51 PM

I don't think I'd be standing there watching it like the guy in the first picture. (I know he's probably not quite as close as the perspective makes it look... but still.)

glatt 08-24-2009 12:54 PM

I always knew they were supposed to be big, but when they are on the beach, there is nothing to use as a reference. Next to the cars, those beasts are freaking HUGE.

Pooka 08-24-2009 01:21 PM

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We came back from vacation and this is how we found our patio...

Pooka 08-24-2009 01:22 PM

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And upon closer inspection...


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