Not ver batim but:
I don't understand what you're saying, so here's a testicle in a cup.

:) OK.

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WTF is the painter's tape doing on the cabinet doors?

They're labels. I bet it's not a home, it's a communal kitchen somewhere. Looks very reminiscent of a backstage area, actually.

So there's a possibility that she is stealing potatoes... Isn't that true? Just answer yes or no. Thank you.

...snatches glasses off....spins around and approaches the jury box...

Look your Honor - she is attempting to EAT the evidence!
I rest my case....

Umm, it's a very old joke. They're pantry hose. But then you knew that already.

She should used a stool softener a long, long, time ago.

I'm still trying to figger out what the pasties are, too. At first glance it's like a bio-hazard thingie. Secondly... like a smilie bear.

And a coconut monkey on the microwave. Truly WTF

The pasties are 'Biohazard' stickers.
I'd know that symbol in my sleep.

But are they really pasties, or tattoos?

Pasties

STeveDallas?

sssssshhhhhh.....
that's a cellar 'secret'.