The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint, a little closer... it looks like a little man in a boat.

The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint http://www.alstongrove.com/archives/...se_proverb.gif

The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint to see our Secret Squirrel http://www.nb0b.net/images/mm8.gif

The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint. Dear God!!! When do I get to see the sailboat?!?!?!

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes. Welcome to the New World Order.

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes, the server will crash in six.

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes. All blonde bombshells should be held in reserve!

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes.

Wait! There are OTHER messageboards?!!?

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes.

Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?


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It's always nice to see a tagline that you suggest being used.

The Cellar: We've just outlawed all other messageboards. The bombing starts in five minutes. At this time it is not appropriate for us to outline a timetable for withdrawal, just give us the money.

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is 'cause I'm not aware of too many things. I know what I know if you know what I mean. What I am is what I am are you what you are or what ...

... if Edie Brickell responded to the Cellar Tagline.

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is. Don't even joke about...not even a little bit!

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is, unless it's a door to unknown opportunities.

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is, after all, it probably tastes like chicken.

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is - it could be a shark, or it could be a dolphin.

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is, but go ahead and shoot it before it gets you.;)

The Cellar: Don't knock something 'til you know what it is, it might be a pressure sensitive explosive device.