I know right? I consent to background checks in my job search and they ask me "have you ever been on report?" and I'm sure I look up and to the left and stammer "um..no, no, of course not, why would I ever be on report...why would you even ask me that?" as I desperately hope these reports don't show up on the background check. I'm not applying for POPE, here, people, why should it matter if I've ever been on report?

jim, have you recently been contacted as to the date and nature of any reports i've been on?

I would have reported that

Well, considering how lax you've been on your TPS reports I wasn't sure I could count on that.

Infi's on report for fraternising with foreign bodies. Texually.
Someone somewhere overbroad.
She'm mighta got ebola.

Yeah, I've had a real bad case of the fukkits.

I'm on report!

meh

Who do I have to stop fucking to get on report?

Who is this report of whom you speak?

He said 'on', not 'in'.

That's only a matter of posture.

If Shel stops fucking I have a feeling the world stops spinning.
Fuck away lad. Take up the slack for lazers like me.

Because if I put you on report you'd really know about it.

Have no fear, I managed to get it spinning this morning. ;-)

Flint is on report for losing his contacts and shotgun tagging on bookface

the cellar is on report for losing cicero, brianna, razz, cloud, and the rest of the people that made it what it was back in the days this thread started.

When I re read a thread like this one, it makes me laugh, but then I get a little sad. Not complaining or saying there's anything wrong with the people that are still here.... just missing my old friends that have stopped participating, or died.

Hot Pastrami is on report.

Sent by thought transference

I'll let him know