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xoxoxoBruce 06-17-2014 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 901864)
Why do terrorists want 72 virgins anyway? I far prefer a mature woman who knows what she is doing.
Damifino why, or what it really means, just shorthand for a cause-zealot.

Big Sarge 06-19-2014 04:09 AM
Is it possible to change your reward from 72 virgins to something like 72 flavors of ice cream?

wolf 06-19-2014 10:12 AM
My edition of the Koran doesn't promise 72 virgins, but there were a lot of nubile young boys in the afterlife.

footfootfoot 06-19-2014 10:37 AM
72 Sturgeons

footfootfoot 06-19-2014 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 902207)
My edition of the Koran doesn't promise 72 virgins, but there were a lot of nubile young boys in the afterlife.

Did that edition come wrapped in a plain brown burka?

Sundae 06-19-2014 11:36 AM
72 Surgeons

wolf 06-19-2014 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 902215)
Did that edition come wrapped in a plain brown burka?
It is the Penguin edition, so it's a little cold.

xoxoxoBruce 06-19-2014 04:53 PM
But it's all there in black and white.

tw 06-19-2014 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 902235)
It is the Penguin edition, so it's a little cold.
Does that mean Muhammad appears in a polar bear mascot outfit? And Tom Cruise comes out of the igloo?

footfootfoot 06-20-2014 10:05 AM
"and another name for the bible is the gospel, so it has to be true." --Ricky Gervais

tw 06-20-2014 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 902339)
"and another name for the bible is the gospel, so it has to be true." --Ricky Gervais
Will Comedy Central also have to censor him?

Reader's Digest once did a series on Joe's body parts. How did they publish the chapter entitled "I am Joe's Penis". Oh. Back then everyone did not fear terrorists.

infinite monkey 06-20-2014 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 902399)
Will Comedy Central also have to censor him?

Reader's Digest once did a series on Joe's body parts. How did they publish the chapter entitled "I am Joe's Penis". Oh. Back then everyone did not fear terrorists.
Was 'I am Joe's Penis' the condensed version? :p:


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