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So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Who here follows the 5 second rule?
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here i stand in the shower;
shall i make myself hold it and cower? nah, i think i'll aim for the drain; and relieve myself of this retension pain! ahhhhhh! |
Originally posted by case
So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Avoid at all costs, but no. The girl locker room rules are different. Hotel Showers? Not usually. Actually to clarify, my morning bathroom behavior is such that it is generally not necessary to pee in the shower, as such needs have been attended to first thing, as I generally can't wait until the water is warm enough. What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? What I don't see happen, hasn't happened. I don't stress over it. Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Nope. Only reason to do that is to find the medications to send with the ambulance after calling 911. Visits to friend's homes don't usually result in trips to the hospital by ambulance. Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Yes. And, although you didn't ask, washing the coffee mug at work consists of swishing it out with lukewarm water about once a week (or after use of sugar/cream/hot cocoa mix). I have a black mug (Glock logo) for a reason. The white interior mugs LOOK dirty. I figure I'm going to be pouring an extremely hot beverage into it anyway, which will kill most of what's growing in there. No, I don't need to take sick days. Who here follows the 5 second rule? At home, yeah. At the nuthouse. 1/4 MICROSECOND is too long. It hits the floor, it's trash, no matter how good it is. |
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5 second rule doesn't work in a house with 2 cats. Anything that touches the floor instantly has enough hair on it to be considered a hairball. |
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Unless I wasn't aware that she wasn't, in which case I would be both upset and disappointed. Especially if not-she proceeded to pee in the shower. :eek: |
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Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies...
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I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.
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boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.
if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things. ....anyone? |
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