arrrr, they forgit them at the hideaway, just like you, matey.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his pants. Bar tender says, "Dude, what's with the wheel?" Pirates says, "Arggggh, its driving me nuts!"

Arrr.

Why did the pirate go to the Aaaaapple store?

To get an iPatch!

Thanks, you just gave me a great joke for my neighborhood bar. They groaned, I laughed!

:D mine's a bud.

Missed it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well. Never mind.

I missed it to. I mistakenly talked like a wench all day yesterday.

A Kiwi wench at that, thanks to Ducks guide on how to talk Kiwi she posted on fb. was hilarious.

Obama didn't forget

Yaaaaarbbut he took seven of our eight pieces and spent them on lice treatment for the scabby cabin boys

oh cut and paste. I'm not on fb

missed it.

craaaap.

ARRGHHH! NOT THIS YEAR, MATIES!




MORE RUM!

Yo ho ho ho, tis a Pyrate's dozen of donuts for me!!!

And I *do* have the costume!!

Shit, I looked like the fuck out of a pirate today.

Completely forgot about the talking-like part.