"A lie that is all a lie, may be met and fought outright; But a lie that is partly the truth, is a harder matter to fight." Tennyson

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson

It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you're surrounded by Turkeys. - unknown

"I'll moider da bum." Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"The greatest monarch on the proudest throne, is obliged to sit upon his own rear end." Benjamin Franklin

I'll never be a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it - Dorothy Parker

"What sinners dread most is not death, but the revealed presence of God." Dr. H.B. Swete

To hurry pain is to leave a classroom still in session. To prolong pain is to remain seated in a vacated classroom and miss the next lesson. -- Yahia Lababidi, writer (b. 1973)

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and supporting your government when it deserves it. -- Mark Twain

"A day spent wasted is not a wasted day" - - Sheldonrs