What's a 68?





You do me and i owe you one.



And there's the 71...

..... anyone?

Now they will want the $5 joke.

tarheel

Ok. I have started a joke thread called " Brain Dead " which is an avatar I use to have. My wife calls me you brain dead sumbitch. Well I could have used Esso bee I suppose,but the children (35-50) in the forum wouldn't get the joke. Actually Cap hook 455 is my gmail.
I thought about brain dead for an avatar again, but I am not the thinker Kicking Bird was. Leave well enough alone. First joke cost $5 .

tarheel

71: 69 with two fingers in her bum

I thought 71 was supposed to be viewed sideways so the 1 was across the back of the 7, but I have a dirty mind.

tarheel

did I say 5-11 I meant to say 6-10

The preseason doesn't look like the regular season, but the first game never looks like the regular season either. Once there's tape on a team everything changes.

We did a Poker Run yesterday. A benefit for a friend of a friend who was in a bad accident. There were 30-35 bikes. They had a car & bike show too.

A poker run is fun. You buy a ticket at the start. We bought 2. $25ea. They have the 4 suits and 2-A printed on them. You pull a card from the deck and they stamp your ticket. Then you ride out as a group to a bar or lodge, and get a card at each stop. Best hand wins at the end of the ride.

I had 2 Aces with a Queen high. Winner had 4 2s. He gave half the $500 pot back to add into the fund raiser. Good guy. He is the one in the vest on the right, walking away.

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Good Times. I like the white walls.

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I love them. They ride really nice too.

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My bike stuck out in the crowd of black bikes

Yes it did. In a good way.

How bad ass is that bike?

It's good to geaux

I can run his socks off up to 80, after that his suspension and frame will allow him to run off and hide from me.

tarheel

Friday I ran off to the grocery store and brought home 6 bags of groceries. And my saddlebags were empty.

The softail has an 1800, and weighs less. It's prettier, too. But I wouldn't trade you even up.

My insurance company would love to know I put in a what a 110. Nope just a little stock 88. S+S carb, k+n filter. I have saddle bags. Bike has a chrome swingarm that someone paid $1000 bucks for . Not me. I don't tour anymore. Hmmm. I thought when I retired I would have lots of free time. Wrong again.

tarheel

Did I say 6-10, I meant to say, the Eagles will go 16-0 and win the Super Bowl.

Drinking the Carson-aide. Aboard the Wentz-wagon. Living in Wentzylvania.

He looks like the real thing.

it will be Carson v Dak for the NFC East and it will be glorious

I didn't see it because travels but sounds like a punch in the mouth for all three phases of PBurgs game. I hope they have enough white boards for that.

I'ma be at the game in Dallas on Oct 30th.

Totally heard that in Rich-The-Copy-Machine-Room-Guy-From-SNL's voice.

That's exactly how I typed it. This forum software is impressive

I was talking about this season, but of course, it could be for the next decade...!

If you get rid of Matthews and we get rid of Williams.

Tarheel is having surgery tomorrow. I think he's having his cock shortened or something. Good vibes up. Get through it, broseph.

Good luck with the weiner sir!

Perhaps he'll be able to walk without listing forward now. Good luck Tarheel.

We'll be surgery buddies! Minifobette is getting her sinuses roto-rooted today as well. I bet tarheel enjoys the anesthesia cocktail more.

Poor kid.

We be praying for Minifobette.

Good luck to both of you!

Good luck, Tarheel, and Minifobette.

Wishing the best for both of them.

Heard from tarheel just now. He's good.

The girl?

Little shorter?

I thought that might have been a euphemism for sex reassignment surgery; but, ...

... apparently not.

It was actually something in his neck. Artery repair after the stroke he had in June. His grand son texted me from his phone to say it went well, he'll be home tomorrow.

Glad tarheel is looking good!

Minifobette is doing okay. She bled a little more than is ideal post-surgery, but not enough to go back under and fuck around with everything again. It's stopped now. But when I had my sinus surgery a few years ago, I woke up at 3am the first night as a huge blood clot dislodged and began bleeding profusely, so I'm terrified to let her sleep alone. Her surgery was not as reconstructive as mine (adenoidectomy and widening an accessory osteum, as opposed to taking massive chunks out of my horribly deviated septum, if you want to have fun on webMD,) but she can't afford to lose as much blood as I can either.

Sounds like you're in for a fun night.

The good news is her pain meds knock her the fuck out, so she's not bothered by any of it. It's just me and my paranoia. I have towels rolled up and surrounding her head like an infant with no neck muscles, just to make sure she sleeps absolutely upright with no lolling.

Good to hear about Minifobette, and Tarheel, glad every thing was OK.

You're a good mom.

yep

Good to hear on both fronts. :)

Doing a bajillion times better today. She always takes pain so personally, though. "Why did you say you were going to do your best to be gentle and then you did not do your best?!" This when it was time to pull the miniature tampons out of her nose, which mercifully slid out easily and did not cause new bleeding. Since they came out, she's been bouncing around like everything's normal. I probably still have to keep her home tomorrow, but that kid is going to school on Monday, for sure.

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Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!

Glad to hear everyone made it through the butcher's shop with no difficulties.

My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.

I haven't actually heard from tarheel yet. His GS said he had left his phone at home, so I'm wondering if they kept him another day. Too late at night to be texting him now, so I'll try to get him in the morning.

Your hairdresser? Hairdresser? What is this I don't even

Some Millennial thing no doubt.

She's the only one who can cut my beard properly. She had her own little barbershop near me years ago and I've followed her to several shops since. But technically she's a hairdresser, the difference being not being able to legally shave with a razor. Since I'm a strong supporter of equal opportunity for women I'm willing to overlook she has great cleavage.

Great cleavage goes a long way. I have to do my own beard. And I have to be just the right amount of drunk to do it. I did it weds night, and it's looking nice right now. 3 weeks into the winter beard. Transition from goatee completed. New haircut too. I'm dead sexy.

Tarheel is ok, too. He's still in the hospital, but he's doing fine. He'll have to go back in to do the other side soon, but he gets out once his lungs clear up. Quit smoking.

One of Momdigr's friends used to cut my hair when I was a teen. Brushed those big, lovely boobs up against me over and over and over...:rolleyes:

I wonder if she has any idea how that affected me? I bet she did/does. If she did, she never said anything when she pulled the sheet off, sproingoing.

Good times, man, good times.:cool:

I had a dental hygienist that gave me localized high blood pressure like that.

They have to know. How can they not?

She totally knew. This was when I was 20 and very fit. I could have hit it easily, but I was just starting dating jinx. She still appeared in the crank bank frequently. buxom blonde, older by 10 years or so... oops, I got wood.

Yes, I am good. Very good.
I am still in the hospital waiting to breathe better. They won't let me go until then. Doc cleared my right artery in my neck and soon he will do the left. LJ is a depraved individual. Don't ya just luv him.

tarheel

So are you. Ha ha ha. Still have that cat? Bwaha ha ha!

tarheel