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a thirsty koala
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with HUGE paws
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and a huge
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ego, began to
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masturbate in the
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eucalyptus leaves. Then
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you can guess
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what Avon did
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They chemically engineered
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that combo and
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marketed it as
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Juicy Fruit gum
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lol
The general public |
who were mostly
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not concerned with
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the origin of
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this delicious fragrance
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bought it like
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whores in church
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. For Valentines Day
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, not concerned with
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lavishing gifts or
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getting any then
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PETA made a
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complete 180, buying
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PETA = PITA
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easy as pie
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said the muffin
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to lady man
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with the tiny
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humping puking dog.
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Oh, lovely, said
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Bubbles, the Farting
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ferret. I want
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some GasX, please
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for my aunt
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who has a
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case of the
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vapors. Ever since
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she accidentally ate
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the crackers I
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dropped in the
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industrial waste receptacle.
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She contracted O157:H7
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which is AKA
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e coli bacteria,
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also known as,
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Mystery Meat Surprise.
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I always say
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"You never know
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what sort of
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mystery your meat
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will get in
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, but you know
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when meat is
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as big as
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a Volkswagen, it's
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a lost cause."
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I say that,
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size is really
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