The Cellar: A rest area on the road to Utopia

www.TheOnion.com
 

The Cellar: It's the next logical step - I walk around. I want to move faster. This horse isn't fast enough. Car. See? I just invented the car again in 10 seconds...

The Cellar: The ones that didn't get away.

The Cellar: Smitten with the kittens.

The Cellar: LD50 in rats: 500 posts/kg

:lol:

The Cellar: viewer discretion is ill-advised.

Looks like UT is trying to use up a backlog of my BS. I couldn't be prouder. Now, to do my sworn duty to thwart his efforts:

The Cellar: Official Underground Discussion Board of Major League Badminton

The Cellar: Darwin Would Recant if He Spent Any Time Here

The Cellar: Where Lofty Ideals Meet Lowdown Truths

The Cellar: Combining Matter and Antimatter for...

The Cellar: Where Whale Penis and PETA Meet for Lunch

The Cellar: Please, Mrs. Avery, I've Just Got to Talk to Her!

The Cellar: You can quote us, but we might be lying

The Cellar: Your Mother didn't warn you about this

The Cellar: Your local brain food take-away

The Cellar: If it isn't broke, post pictures

The Cellar: I stayed so long I know the Security Guard's first name

The Cellar: if erection lasts for more than 4 hours, go to the Philosophy group of threads.

Hey, kid. Wanna new sig? The first one's free.

Ok, now I just have to steal that! It is too wonderful. :D

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=11644

Thank you! :p

The Cellar: A village looking for idiots.

Awesome!

The cellar: You people are just not understanding me.

The Cellar: What we have here is a failure to communicate.

The Cellar: Remember where you are. This is "The Cellar". Death is listening, and will take the first one who screams.

The Cellar: The frogurt is also cursed.

The Cellar:Gay for you without exchanging fluids.

The Cellar: Drama Queens? We're the whole damn Drama Royal Family

The Cellar: You have Freudian slips, we have the Freudian lingerie drawer

The Cellar: Don't take the brown acid

The Cellar: What's New, Pussycat?

The Cellar: Not Like a Bridge Over Troubled Waters. More Like a Boston Tunnel

The Cellar: a pitfall on the pathway to paradise.

The Cellar: A hotbed of sluts (apparently)
The Cellar: We'll show you the meaning of fellatrix
The Cellar: Come feed our greedy slits

(Greedy Slits as in coin operated machines of course)

Jesus Christ, Sundae Girl is NSFW!

Oops. Off on one ;)
Was obviously feeling touchy about allowing my chain to be yanked.

Nice fluffy taglines from me in future.

I love Sundae Girl! Deal.

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But the naughty words hurt my sensitive eyeballs! I demand justice! Sundae Girl must die! :::evil boogey-man dance::: [/sarcasm]

The Cellar: Because you can love people you're never going to meet

The Cellar: Because it's good to wish death on people you will never meet

Both with smilies of course

How about combining it into one?

The Cellar: People you will love or hate but never meet

The Cellar: "love" and "hate" assigned on the scantest of evidence

The Cellar: Loving to hate, and hating to love

The Cellar: fewest posts 'til a Star Trek reference on a per capita basis.

The Cellar: the unpolyurethaned truth; the unvarnished truth has dryrot.

The Cellar: One love, one cock, let's get together and feel alright.

The Cellar: best little postwhore house on the Internet.

The Cellar: A place where we will flick M&Ms down your cleavage from 10 paces.

The Cellar: Its a law suit waiting to happen.

The Cellar: We won't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.

M&M's - wasnt their line "melts in your mouth, not in your hand"...lemme tell you, they melt 'tween ya boobs.

The Cellar: melts in your mouth not between your boobs

The Cellar: Melts in your mouth and between your boobs

The Cellar: On an intellectual hiatus.

:eyebrow:

The Cellar: The Secret Ingredient . . . is LOVE.

“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh … hell, actually.”

We made Wired Magazine! w00T!



lucky number 13 from the top.



Edit: fixed malformed link. Apologies around.

linkey no workey

The Cellar- Apparently we're the water cooler.

Refuge.

I've just read the new tagline. Suddenly I feel very old.

Ha! Cute one.

Luvin it.

The Cellar: The answer to the universal question: WTF?

Funny, you kind of remind me of Auntie Bellum;)

The Cellar - This ain't the way to Heaven

The Cellar: Always Erudite, Occasionally Naughty, Never Boring

The Cellar: Trust Us, You'll Have More Fun Here if You Have a Digicam...and So Will We.

The Cellar: More Fun Than a Barrel of Rabid Weasels

The Cellar: We Dreamed We Were Posting in Our Maidenform Bras

The Cellar: We ain't no governor's son.

The Cellar: Just the way the feathers fall in the wide wonderful world we live in.

(I know, it should be " ...the wide wonderful world in which we live, but she's *whisper* australian)

Thank you for that. You da man. da older, more my generation man, but still...

POPE ON A ROPE!!! Now the fucking yanks are telling me I'm stupid because I come from Australia!

The Cellar- It's always the darkest just before it goes pitch black.

No one said you were stupid possum, I merely implied you were ending your sentences with prepostions or something or other. My wife is constantly nagging me about it so that's how I know about it shouldn't be done. That and eating with your elbows on the table.

To which I ask: "Then how am I going to get the sandwich close enough to my face to eat it?"

Just lean over the plate and eat it like a dog. That should shut her up. ;)

laughiing too hard to breathe.