Nah, I'd miss you.

Sorry, Grav, it's a hard pass from me. I want you here and I'm selfish enough to demand it.

Fuck you Grav, you ain't goin' nowhere, you'll stay and suffer with the rest of us. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif

What about the people around me, then? I ain't particular.

Bring extra ammo.












Sorry I posted that. Weren't as bad as it sounded. I guess. You guys are cool.

waitaminit!

let's *compromise*.


you come on out here and we'll just skip the assisted suicide part.

Come on, what do you say???

Oh, I've moved from suicide on to homicide.

Sentence is shorter.:D

I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit

Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place...

I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news.

TIHAW, try the cod.

President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday :eek:

Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg?

I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer.

Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

Thank you very much, fargon!

Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday.

Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now.

Makes me want to watch Green Hornet re-runs now.

Wasn't it a Bruce Lee movie where Kareem Abdul Jabbar was one of the fighting extras (or something) and got kicked by Bruce hard enough to leave a perfect footprint on his chest as he went flying backward?

Looks like YouTube is fucked up again.

I can't get anything to play.

I feel like the little red hen. They're all to happy to drive the car when it's fixed, but far too busy to drive the thing to the shop... :/

Yabbut be mean. Keep your car functional and your keys hidden. They’ll learn that car driving also means car maintenance ....


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...and make them pay for it occasionally.

Multiple car keys is what allows this family to work! I'm just griping. Because I can. We have three keys for the one the college kids drive and it's fabulous -originally 2, but one was broken and then lost so we paid the $100+ to get a new second key.... then we found the lost one this summer. So either of them can use the car without having to locate the other for the key, and I have one too. You know for if I need to pick it up to take it to the repair shop :/ I'm happy to do it because they are spending their time wisely and will keep me in my old age ;)

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Hard-wired, in the same building, versus, from fucking MARS, by radio.

God damn a Vizio television.

It's eleven o'clock.

Only 333 days until Christmas.

the advent of the half-beast?

Heh...

Mmm...Chili.

Terry Crews is a very talented painter.

No, really.



Dis some Bob Ross shit, man.

Ever wonder why Grandpa won't buy a Jap car?

Just posted a ton of pics.

My Pics For The Cellar folder is now empty.:cheerldr:

It was worth it.

The protocol for Wiki's list of notable deaths goes like this:

Dude died the other day, cause of death was listed as "airstrike".

That stood out.

apparently I'm really fuckin tired.

I'm sorry monster.

I know it's a lot.

Go to bed, Nite Nite.

you and I clearly live in different realities.

But since that post I've put the laundry on, cooked dinner, flea-treated the cats, so I guess I'm a little closer. lunches, dishwasher and some other shit to go

oh and then there's the crippling inertia that sets in when I'm finally ready to go upstairs to overcome.....

oh well

oh yeah and then the insomnia that sets in once the inertia lets go ..and the nightmares after the insomnia if I manage to fall asleep early enough that I start to dream before my alarm goes off....

Go to Bed :rolleyes:

Rub one out, you'll feel better.

Ya still might not be able to sleep, but, you'll feel better.:o

Smoke a bowl.

I hear you, and I get it, and I'm sorry. We'll all stagger through together, because fuck the world, it doesn't get to win.

But sometimes surrender looks very appealing.

Giving up looks very appealing, sometimes.

so wheeee Saturday off! wanted to do Parkrun today for first time. Set alarm. woke up. decided too early, not feeling it, set later for last minute attempt.... yeah nope. Ended up with about a 12 hour kip total. aaaahhhh. Been pretty productive around the house today. Thunderboy was out for most of it doing lifeguard training. Empty Nest practice. Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how fucking bored I'm going to be if that ever actually happens? :lol:

(Thunderboy's college/campus of choice is a commuter college, so he will live at home despite it being much further away than the campus the other two chose -which is closer than their high school.)

Also.... I met an old friend last night at Thurnderboy's school. used to be a cop, now apparently a "Community Assistant" (hall monitor). Has kids same age as my older two, they all went through K-8 in the same classes...... didn't recognize Thunderboy when she saw him and apparently pegged him as a potential active shooter from his appearance and demeanor. nice. She says better now he's wearing his varsity jacket rather than camo, but prob something we should work on.....

I never had the good fortune to marry so, taking the above into account, it occurs to me that I might live forever.

Or will it just feel like it?


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You and I will never know the infinite relief of a divorce.

Ya want the best of both worlds, so to speak?

Throw away half of what you own.

Marie Kondo: Divorce simulator?

Could be. Idk what a Marie Kondo is.

Nor the dread. :thumb:

I've started working on this. Last year, I went through every one of my closets and cleaned them out. Goodwill got a metric butt-ton of good new and used clothes/shoes, plus books and small electronics and appliances. I was also able to get rid of some old computers and TVs (they recycle them for free). Claimed it all on my taxes. Win-win-win.

I need to keep going with this, though. I think this year, I'm going to tackle the front room in my house. That's where (1) I keep a bunch of boxes of stuff that didn't sell at my last yard sale a few years ago, and (2) multiple boxes of misc family treasures and house decor items that I lugged home from my folks' house.

The yard sale stuff can go, but I need to decide what to do with the stuff I brought home from SoCal. Some I want to keep, but there are quite a few things I plan to sell. Need to get going on this!

Flash floods and winds caused by Cyclone Idai (satellite image shown) kill at least 205 people in Mozambique, Malawi, Zimbabwe, and South Africa.

I want to return back to my mother's belly.

That post absolutely qualifies as random.

Weird as fuck, but, random.

Thanks Griff. I like this, I lean on it regularly, like a sturdy walking stick as I travel along the road of life. Sometimes it's more of a hike on a trail, sometimes I'm bushwhacking. It's especially helpful in times like those.

2nded

Me too.

I have ten 1099s, 4 W2s....

welcome to my hell

Damn, woman, wtf?!

Family accountant

extension filed.....

financial advice with a little help from my friends :)

so.... every payout/fund rollover I received when beest died brings forth a 1099. his 401K kept receiving dividends for some time ..each one bringing on a 1099 etc etc etc. Plus he got a regular W2 and then one from when he was paid by their insurers because he was on long term sick leave (turned out to be one day....), I got a regular W2 and one from a former employer (local public schools from when I coached the swim team) who had a recent ruling against them that something they were doing regarding withholding cash for some fund when they employed me was wrong and they had to pay it back. It was a whole $13....... such is my world.....