your real name is Chunks?

Damn. Thats horribly sad because its to true.

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

Something that is also true

This reminded me of cellar/dwellar conversation with the newbies. It usually ends well. :)

Nubee V TW

hehe, yeah

Never tell a woman she can't cook - she'll only give you a mouthful!

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Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State...

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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I don't get it :(

It's a tin of "chaw." Chewin' baccy. Snuff. Stuff they like to snort. Reminds me of HS prom. :3eye:

Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

Are there any rentals in your area, SG? How's the job market? :rolleyes:

I knew it was too big to be a condom
I have blue hair now, not blonde ;)

But I couldn't work out what on earth it could be - I assumed it must be something common or the joke didn't work.

I'm sure there are plenty of people in this country in the same boat. ie, would know it was too big, but didn't know it was snuff. :thumb: