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capnhowdy 11-30-2009 06:25 AM

If that wouldn't have been on this page when I got here, zen, that is exactly what I was going to post.

Gravdigr 11-30-2009 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 608495)
I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 608594)
Just wait, that coon's gonna fart something so bad.........

:devil:

monster 11-30-2009 08:45 PM

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A couple of local street signs that have been puzzling me for a while. Neither are new.

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SteveDallas 12-01-2009 10:08 AM

The corporate campus where Mrs. Dallas used to work had a speed limit of 12. I asked about it, and apparently the principle is that boring old multiple-of-5 speed limits just slide past people's notice, but an "unusual" number like 12 or 17 will attract their attention and make them more likely to slow down from street speeds.

xoxoxoBruce 12-01-2009 10:11 AM

It makes people slow down, just to keep from rear-ending people taking pictures. :haha:

monster 12-01-2009 10:28 AM

So the reasoning behind the 3 Ls is...? 4-way stop? Unless all the maps have mistakenly "corrected" it to 2 Ls :lol: I have googled and searched and as far as I can tell it's not supposed to have 3 Ls but surely i can't be the only one who's ever noticed? it's been there for years!

xoxoxoBruce 12-01-2009 10:30 AM

Probably misspelled, but you never know with proper names, without something to check it against.

capnhowdy 12-01-2009 11:13 AM

When I lived in Emanuel County (briefly) there was a sign at a bridge that said "Bridge ices before road do".

ZenGum 12-01-2009 05:24 PM

I can't find it by google (what?!!) but I've seen a great road sign in a photo.

There is a dangerous curve on some remote desert track out in Western Australia. After a few spills, someone got a pair of old 44-gallon (not galllon) drums and placed one on each side of the curve. As you approach you see "LIFTEM FOOT". As you exit, you are advised "PUTTEM BACK DOWN".

impress 12-01-2009 06:12 PM

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richlevy 12-01-2009 09:58 PM

Ok, this is just sooooo sad.

From a Florida Wal-Mart

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7126

xoxoxoBruce 12-02-2009 02:04 AM

What the problem? The box is too big to fall on the kid and he's protected from baby snatchers, cheek pinchers and chin chuckers. Oh, and shaded from those blinding overhead lights. :confused:

toranokaze 12-02-2009 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 613799)
A couple of local street signs that have been puzzling me for a while. Neither are new.

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looks like some joker slipped a decimal in that speed sign.

classicman 12-02-2009 10:01 PM

Elephant Dung Bamboo Spine Journals

$X.xx

http://www.shopzootopia.com/images/m...ebooks_MED.jpg

Crimson Ghost 12-02-2009 10:13 PM

Did you just pick random words out of the dictionary?

classicman 12-02-2009 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 614415)
Did you just pick random words out of the dictionary?

eh hem . . . Link

wolf 12-03-2009 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 614418)
eh hem . . . Link


Dude, you are SOOOOO lucky they do not take paypal.

classicman 12-03-2009 07:40 AM

Haggis

dar512 12-03-2009 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 614405)
Elephant Dung Bamboo Spine Journals

Now that's recycling.

SteveDallas 12-03-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 614021)

"I wonder why my new friend Tom doesn't want to play. I thought he'd like going down the slide."

Crimson Ghost 12-03-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 614418)
eh hem . . . Link

Well.

I guess there is something for everyone.

impress 12-06-2009 02:54 AM

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Crimson Ghost 12-08-2009 12:06 AM

The pine cone necklace really sets off Granddads goldfish earrings.

wolf 12-08-2009 10:36 AM

Oh, those wacky Japs.

Trilby 12-08-2009 12:57 PM

those last two pics look like Faces of Meth just with cultural differences.

xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2009 01:38 PM

We've come a long way, baby.
 
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Or have we?

Tawny 12-12-2009 05:10 PM

Oh boy, a hyperbaric oxygen prison.

impress 12-12-2009 11:38 PM

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3595288.html

xoxoxoBruce 12-13-2009 12:40 AM

Good grief. :eek:

Tawny 12-13-2009 03:47 PM

This is a really great idea for domestic violence relationships where your man keeps punching out your teeth.

Instead of tossing them out, you can give them as lovely gifts.

Also aids the police with DNA for when you inevitably turn up "missing."

toranokaze 12-13-2009 08:11 PM

It gives a new meaning to the term fight bite

footfootfoot 12-13-2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 615183)

"The hell with Sal's Pizza, I'm gonna boycott the barber that fucked up your head."

ZenGum 12-13-2009 09:11 PM

Berlusconi needs one of those now.

TheMercenary 12-14-2009 09:23 AM

Berlusconi needs a new security team, he should consult with Obama's.... wait, maybe not.

ZenGum 12-14-2009 05:22 PM

Come on, no one armed with a model of Milan cathedral gets anywhere near Obama.

John 12-15-2009 09:53 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in4/trevor.jpg

I've been gone for... holy crap, looks like almost 10 months.

Did I miss anything?

xoxoxoBruce 12-15-2009 10:03 AM

Um, yes... and no. Nothing important, we were just fucking around, waiting for you to come back, John.











HEY EVERBODY, JOHN'S BACK, JOHN'S BACK! :celebrat:

TheMercenary 12-15-2009 10:06 AM

What the hell is on that card and what the hell does it all mean? Looks old.

John 12-15-2009 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 617671)
Um, yes... and no. Nothing important, we were just fucking around, waiting for you to come back, John.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...apper-dino.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 12-15-2009 10:31 AM

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Part of a set... it's old.

Elspode 12-15-2009 05:35 PM

Bruce may be the most well-versed connoisseur of online images in the Free World.

ZenGum 12-15-2009 05:39 PM

JOHN!!! YAYYY!!!

Those cards are awesomely WTF.

TheMercenary 12-15-2009 06:37 PM

Yea but WTF are they? You know what is their history? Interesting.

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 617818)
Bruce may be the most well-versed connoisseur of online images in the Free World.

Shhhhh, you'll have the FBI wanting to search my files. :unsure:

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 617837)
Yea but WTF are they? You know what is their history? Interesting.

Dat be art. :cool:
http://www.ryanabegglen.com/index.html

John 12-16-2009 01:47 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8d48b2b8_o.jpg

Yeah, I was going to link back to the artist's site if nobody else did.

His entire gallery is awesome. I particularly love his wrestler-chicken.

Cicero 12-16-2009 03:59 PM

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One of my friends pointed out this strange ad on another site. wtf?


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Flint 12-16-2009 04:02 PM

The scary man is the graphic from their "thousands qualify for Obama's mortgage bailout" ad. I think.

Cicero 12-16-2009 04:12 PM

I still am not sure what he is doing in that particular ad. It was to the left of my e-mails in hotmail this morning.

Crimson Ghost 12-16-2009 05:58 PM

Yeah, but...
3666
Why Pee Wee Herman's mug shot?

impress 12-16-2009 06:39 PM

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Elspode 12-16-2009 10:13 PM

"Oh to live on, toilet mountain, with the rust stains and the stinky festoons".

C'mon, sing along!

footfootfoot 12-17-2009 01:09 AM

perfect photo for her sigline

TheMercenary 12-17-2009 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 618194)
"Oh to live on, toilet mountain, with the rust stains and the stinky festoons".

C'mon, sing along!

:lol:

John 12-17-2009 07:54 AM

http://lordofweasels.net/files/008pf6z7.gif

Pie 12-17-2009 07:59 AM

Oh John, how we've missed you. :love:

John 12-17-2009 10:27 AM

I've missed you guys too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...zfsfo1_500.jpg

jinx 12-17-2009 10:36 AM

awesome, lol

TheMercenary 12-17-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 617927)

Strangely interesting.


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