Moviprep and vodka....

That's not a good idea.

When you take Moviprep, you want ALL of your faculties about you...

Agreed.

You do NOT want to have slow reactions or stumble or, God forbid, pass out whilst that stuff is working through you.

So, maybe just a little bit of vodka? ;)

Sure. So long as you don't mind a little bit of crap seepage. haha

I'll just sit in my bathtub with a pint o' vodka. Pics to follow...not. :lol:

Something for us who will remain during the apocalypse.
http://zombietools.net/images/weapon...-logo-8253.jpg

:worried:
I admit. I'm anti-gun. But if the zombie apocalypse comes down I'd kinda hope it was when I was at Forks.

They'll be no help, they only have handguns. What you really need for zombies is a shotgun!

I have a BB gun.

Is that bigger than a B gun?

I've never seen a B or a BBB gun and wikki couldn't tell me anything about size except the air rifle's BB's arn't lethal.

darn, rats * snapping fingers *

I bet a well placed pumped up shot would hurt close range though!



*thinking* lol you mean they don't really sell those spine cleaving machettes! :sniff:

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
 

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

A midget walks into an elevator and sees a really big black man.



The midget say, "Wow you're a big guy, what's your name"?



The black man replies, "Turner Brown".



The midget passes out on the floor. Stunned, Turner Brown reaches down and shakes the midget until he wakes up. The midget then asks again, "What did you say your name was"?



The man replies, "Turner Brown".



"Oh", the midget says, "I thought you said Turn Around".

Stand-up comedian Lee Mack. Merkins may find the first 30 seconds or so difficult to follow as he's putting on a Geordie accent and the first 15 seconds are finishing a joke from part one......but after that its funny:)

that's some funny stuff dana. I'll have to look for some more of him.