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squirell nutkin 01-18-2010 07:00 PM

So, then it's the attic, I guess.

Pico and ME 01-18-2010 07:04 PM

The garage would be better.

squirell nutkin 01-18-2010 07:08 PM

Tomorrow. MY back can't take another three trips tonight.

Spexxvet 01-18-2010 07:55 PM

The freezer is better. Then you can eat them a little bit at a time.

classicman 01-18-2010 09:14 PM

Perhaps we better as Shaw - she's the pro

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2010 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 628004)
Actually, I loved telling them 'no' when they asked. It wasn't a necessary measurement. Just marked the hem and that was that. However, if someone wanted to buy finished pants and needed to know their inseam, I would give them an educated guess and was usually right, but I gave them two different lengths to try on just in case. Mostly, though, it wasn't an issue.

Oh, do me, do me. I always hated that knuckles in the balls, inseam measuring shit, but of course that was a long time ago. Been wearing jeans a long time.

Nirvana 01-18-2010 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 628088)
I always hated that knuckles in the balls, inseam measuring shit,


Yes yes that is how they measure pants... IN PRISON! :D

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2010 11:11 PM

Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:

Shawnee123 01-19-2010 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 628094)
Yes yes that is how they measure pants... IN PRISON! :D

:p

Ross to Joey!

Spexxvet 01-19-2010 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 628107)
Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:

Bit risky, isn't it?

Stormieweather 01-19-2010 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 628107)
Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 628184)
Bit risky, isn't it?


Ok, that's damn funny. I snorted, out loud, at work. Thanks a lot, Spexxvet...

TheMercenary 01-19-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 628009)
If you stash your dead hobos in the basement, eventually, you will have a fly problem.....

Not if you have lots of spiders.:blush:

Flint 01-19-2010 08:53 PM

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Pete Zicato 01-19-2010 09:12 PM

I'm getting the feeling that Flint would like us to post a picture. It's subtle, but I'm definitely getting that vibe.

Pete Zicato 01-19-2010 09:23 PM

Does this street really exist somewhere?


http://i.imgur.com/yYiu2.jpg

impress 01-19-2010 10:27 PM

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squirell nutkin 01-19-2010 11:08 PM

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5980873/

Scriveyn 01-20-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 628367)
Does this street really exist somewhere?


http://i.imgur.com/yYiu2.jpg

Yes, it's here, in Norfolk.

... and for good measure: Butt Hole Lane

Shawnee123 01-20-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 628379)

Snuggie: they're doin' it wrong.

capnhowdy 01-21-2010 07:06 AM

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Tawny 01-21-2010 05:19 PM

God, that is so hideous.

Nothing worse than a skinny redneck in a wife beater.

capnhowdy 01-21-2010 07:20 PM

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squirell nutkin 01-21-2010 07:37 PM

That is fucking Hilarious. Thank god humor is alive and well somewhere.

Less sure about your previous one tho.

Nirvana 01-21-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 628988)
That is fucking Hilarious. Thank god humor is alive and well somewhere.

Along with Salmonella ;)

squirell nutkin 01-21-2010 09:26 PM

You've got a memory! Or was that trichinosis?

impress 01-21-2010 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 628715)

*shudder!*

capnhowdy 01-22-2010 06:31 AM

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TheMercenary 01-22-2010 09:46 AM

Obviously a Mafia farm.

Pete Zicato 01-22-2010 11:11 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/ChMlS.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 01-22-2010 11:16 AM

Holy shit! :mg:

morethanpretty 01-22-2010 12:06 PM

Note to self: do not wear animal Halloween costume in Africa.

classicman 01-22-2010 12:33 PM

!snort!

Bullitt 01-22-2010 01:08 PM

It was a Jackass stunt: http://en.zappinternet.com/video/rit...kass-in-Africa

squirell nutkin 01-22-2010 06:28 PM

That reminds me of a story in Riti Sped's Tard Blog about one of the parents who tries to kill herself by putting on a deer costume and sitting in the woods during hunting season. I think she was drunk or high and violating her parole when she got picked up by a game warden for criminal WTFness.

I did a quick google for it and couldn't find it.

SteveDallas 01-22-2010 11:56 PM

Awkward stock photos, are awkward.

Stress Puppy 01-23-2010 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 629332)
That reminds me of a story in Riti Sped's Tard Blog about one of the parents who tries to kill herself by putting on a deer costume and sitting in the woods during hunting season. I think she was drunk or high and violating her parole when she got picked up by a game warden for criminal WTFness.

I did a quick google for it and couldn't find it.

The Tard Blog. It can be found here:http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/ but I think the original site my have gone away.

Clodfobble 01-23-2010 08:11 AM

I'm always up for awkward photos, but it's a bad link, Steve. :(

Edit: nevermind, I managed to figure it out.

SteveDallas 01-23-2010 05:49 PM

Dammit. Thanks, Bruce!

toranokaze 01-25-2010 10:02 AM

Awkward stock photos, are indeed awkward.

Flint 01-25-2010 03:14 PM


Tawny 01-25-2010 06:11 PM

Stokie Jay's Slow Children at Play blog is similar to Riti Sped's Tard Blog.

http://www.stokiejaye.com/

It's hilarious real life stories from a man who works with troubled youth.

squirell nutkin 01-25-2010 07:22 PM

Wow Tawny, Thanks. I just read employee of the month. It reminded me of hearing y wife's stories when she got home from a former job as a direct care provider in a group home.

Sad and funny.

impress 01-27-2010 08:12 PM

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Pete Zicato 01-27-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 630408)

This is easily explained. This happened in the hood and they thought it said "blood drive-by".

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2010 12:06 AM

Looks like a Crip showed up. :cool:

Pico and ME 01-28-2010 09:42 AM

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impress 01-31-2010 08:31 AM

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xoxoxoBruce 01-31-2010 08:32 AM

You posted that 3 days ago.

Gromitspapa 01-31-2010 10:08 AM

Yeah, but I wasn't expecting the blood to still be there...

jujuwwhite 01-31-2010 08:28 PM

maybe it was a drive by on a separate corner!?

impress 02-01-2010 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 631196)
You posted that 3 days ago.

Alzheimer's.
It's a gift. I can hide my own Easter eggs, too.

toranokaze 02-01-2010 12:21 PM

O yes there will be blood

jujuwwhite 02-02-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 631435)
Alzheimer's.
It's a gift. I can hide my own Easter eggs, too.

I suffer from 'sometimers' myself...sometimes i remember, sometimes I don't.

TheMercenary 02-02-2010 05:55 PM

what?

capnhowdy 02-03-2010 06:21 AM

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TheMercenary 02-03-2010 06:45 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/7...be6036242c.gif

glatt 02-03-2010 07:34 AM

That cat one is good, and the pig one is really wtf.

toranokaze 02-03-2010 11:45 AM

A lot of bacon on that bike

Pico and ME 02-03-2010 02:39 PM

Awww..the cats little legs swing out just as he turns the corner to the stairs.

That is funny.

Elspode 02-03-2010 10:53 PM

I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...


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