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Gravdigr 09-26-2012 01:03 PM

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase 'The Blue Screen of Death.'

ZenGum 10-09-2012 06:47 AM

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/N...d-08102012.htm

Man, take a look at the bush, it's a masterpiece of horticulture.

Lamplighter 10-09-2012 08:50 AM

Landscaping plants do need periodic pruning.

Spexxvet 10-09-2012 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 833548)
Landscaping plants do need periodic pruning.

You mean smoking, right?

infinite monkey 10-09-2012 09:20 AM

'ere (passes pruners)

Snip snip GIVE, snip snip GIVE...you're fuckin' up the rotation!

Sundae 10-10-2012 02:23 AM

An ex-colleague, years ago, used to walk her dog past a house with a cannabis plant in the garden. She figured that any leaves that made it through the fence were fair game.

We assumed that the owners did not know what they had either, as there was no sign of cultivation or the kind of protection people use when growing for profit or even own use. It wasn't all that potent, but did give a mellow high.

She moved house about 6 months after discovering it - it might be there still as it was on the outskirts of a small village.

BigV 10-10-2012 02:44 PM

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I love how they've narrowed down the possible location -- "somewhere in west Texas".

Found it.

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Public relations people and top-level executives at Halliburton, one of the world's largest oilfield services companies, are likely breathing a sigh of relief after the oilfield services company found a radioactive rod that it lost last month, the Guardian reports. The seven-inch rod of americium-241/beryllium was found alongside a Texas highway some miles away from where it was being used to locate oil and gas deposits eligible for fracking.

Gravdigr 10-12-2012 04:32 PM

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I am confuse.

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I think Sawyer's lawyers are gonna have an easy day in court.

orthodoc 10-12-2012 04:38 PM

Whoosh. Nothin' but net.

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2012 06:57 PM

Yeah, but will he know how to run the dealership he's going to own? :haha:

ZenGum 10-13-2012 05:22 PM

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Not really "weird news" as "are you #$%&ing kidding me?"

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A Russian anti-gay group has asked prosecutors to investigate milk cartons that it claims promote homosexuality to children.

The label of the Vesyoly Molochnik milk, owned by multinational dairy company Pepsi Co, is adorned with a jolly milkman and a rainbow in the sky.

Anatoly Artukh from the People's Council, says the label is a violation of St Petersburg's anti-gay propaganda law.

"A rainbow appeared on the cartons, a world-renowned symbol of the gay movement," he said.

"That immediately put me on alert."

State prosecutors are now investigating if the label is attempting to promote homosexuality to youth, as Mr Artukh claims.
Full BS at the link, here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-1...y-milk/4311912

AVERT YOUR EYES, IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH! PICTURE BELOW!!

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I have to admit, some of those cows do look more than a bit fabulous.

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2012 05:50 PM

C'mon Zen, look at those swishing cows. They're all acting like they're females... like... cows... are... :bolt:

ZenGum 10-13-2012 06:17 PM

Dammit, I looked a that picture for too long.


Sheldon, you fancy a root?

Trilby 10-14-2012 09:29 AM

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Dammit, I looked a that picture for too long.


Sheldon, you fancy a root?

:lol:

you slay me.

and those cows are, as bruce said, teh ghey things in the cartoon. Those are some gay-assed cows.

but what I think is really the silver lining on the cloud is that the Russians are beginning to act more and more like Americans. Isn't that heart-warming? Now that they don't have to worry about Communism they can be all homophobic and argue about stuff that keeps them off the REAL issues!

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2012 09:32 AM

That's true, so busy they don't even notice Putin is pulling a Romney on them.


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