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Gravdigr 03-08-2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou (Post 639583)
Is it just me, or is she kinda hot?

Oh she's hot. Fucking insane, but, yeah, hot.:whip:

Mayor of Shekou 03-09-2010 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 639585)
I think that is Bjork.

Which leads to this WTF:

http://bjork.com/videogallery/watch....=17;size=large

I kinda wish I'd just left it at the bird pic.

squirell nutkin 03-09-2010 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou (Post 639793)
Which leads to this WTF:

bjork
I kinda wish I'd just left it at the bird pic.

Edited for conciseness;)

kerosene 03-09-2010 11:35 AM

So, that's where red licorice comes from.

limey 03-09-2010 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 639662)
Whathe....??


Actually ... I may just have to knit myself one of those.

Pie 03-11-2010 04:19 PM

wtf from The Daily Wtf.
Quote:

The Single Sign On

from The Daily WTF by Alex Papadimoulis


“It’s impossible,” Gerald said in a matter-of-fact tone, “simply impossible.”
“Now just so we’re clear,” Craig responded, “by ‘impossible’, you actually mean ‘a big pain in the ass’, but you’re a smart guy who can make it happen, right?” That drew a few chuckles from the handful of other coworkers who joined them in the conference room, but Gerald just sighed. “No, Craig, by impossible, I mean impossible. Not doable. Can’t be done. Im-poss-i-ble. Well I mean, unless you can somehow change the underlying structure of the way everyone communicates on the Internet.”
“But we don’t need to change it for everyone,” Craig jumped in, “just one client. Surely, you can do that!”
The situation at hand was not an uncommon one. Craig, one of the company’s top producing sales reps, had once again sold a client on a feature they did not have. He certainly didn’t lie about having the feature, but instead proposed an offer the client couldn’t refuse: if you buy it, we’ll build it.
Management, not being the type to turn down booked sales, couldn’t refuse the offer either. And thus, they sided with Craig on what ‘impossible’ actually meant. They also assigned Gerald and team to develop the much-needed feature: an IP-based authentication system that would allow users of their Software-as-a-Service product to access the system without ever needing to log in.
Gerald’s main objection with IP authentication was that the majority of users – and in fact, all of the users at the client site – were behind a router. Though they’d certainly each have an internal IP address assigned, they would all share the same public IP, making one computer indistinguishable from the next.
To make matters even more tricky, their application was used by hospitals to track certain kinds of patient data, which meant that HIPAA – the regulatory framework that defines how patient data must be stored and accessed – needed to be followed. And not just followed, but followed, tested, certified, re-certified, and double-tested. Any change to the HIPAA-related functions – authorization included – would need to go through a painful internal and external QA process.
Given the impossibility of getting the end-users internal IP address from the outside, Gerald figured that using cookies would be the next best thing. Have the user log-in once, and then store an authentication cookie on the computer for as long as possible. Sure, that meant clearing cookies would trigger a new login, but it seemed to be a fair and easy work-around. Well, not so much: the client vehemently rejected the idea, saying that their employees couldn’t be bothered with having to remember yet another login, even if only temporarily.
After going back to the drawing board, Gerald came up with another idea: configure the firewall proxy server on the client’s side to add a custom HTTP header (X-Forwarded-For) that included the original IP address. That idea went over just about as well: HTTP headers could be forged, and a malicious employee inside of the company could hack in too easily.
Gerald’s third proposal to the client involved a site-to-site VPN connection. The application server would be exposed access via the client’s internal network, which would not only allow them to use IP authentication, but Windows-integrated authentication as well. It was his best idea yet, and made things that much easier, as the client would be able to configure which username has access instead of which IP address. Unfortunately, the IT folks at the client weren’t a big fan of the approach, as “a VPN connection is inherently insecure.”
At wits end, Gerald came up with yet another idea: a “Single Sign On” approach of sorts. When the end-user would access their application, the system would look for an “authentication ticket” cookie. When not present, the user would be redirected to another server – which lived inside the network – whose sole purpose was to generate a secure authentication ticket that included the private IP address. The ticketing server would then redirect to hosted application, which would then verify the authenticity of the ticket and give the user access.
The client absolutely loved the idea. “This is exactly what we’re looking for,” the client’s project manager said, “no need to remember logins, plus solid security.” The sales contract was signed, and the project was officially a go.
And finally, three months later, the new feature was finished. It took three solid weeks of development time, two weeks of QA testing, several thousand dollars in new hardware, and tens of thousands of dollars for an external HIPAA assessment, but the sales rep and the client’s project manager said it’d be worth it: no more remembering logins. Now, all that was needed for implementation was a list of IP addresses that were allowed to use the computer.
“Hi Gerald,” the client’s project manager wrote in an email, “please provide the following IP with access to the system: 10.1.23.97.”


Gerald confirmed, and reconfirmed: only one user needed access to the system. And apparently, she really hated remembering logins.

impress 03-11-2010 08:26 PM

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toranokaze 03-12-2010 11:38 AM

This squirrels prepare for the costume party

squirell nutkin 03-12-2010 12:02 PM

Those are Squirrel Nuts Kin

Seriously. The Steak is great. I'll be here all week.

toranokaze 03-13-2010 09:44 AM

Relatives of yours?

squirell nutkin 03-13-2010 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 640633)
Relatives of yours?

If there's rum in those coconuts, then probably.

Gravdigr 03-13-2010 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 640310)
wtf from The Daily Wtf.

That's how workplace shootings happen.:yelsick:

Gravdigr 03-13-2010 03:52 PM

The squirrels remind me of Scrat from the 'Ice Age' moobies.

Elspode 03-13-2010 05:09 PM

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Here's a WTF I shot myself. The place upon which these signs are mounted is a church facility. International House of Prayer and Forerunner School of Ministry...or so they claim. Personally, I just love the fact that they go by IHOP and FSM.

classicman 03-13-2010 08:52 PM

lol - that is good Els. Oh and you cant park there either.

Glinda 03-14-2010 01:21 PM

I'm old. Don't remember if I posted this here before. If so, oh well. ;)

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7420/vipbuthair1.jpg

This was a little shop not far from where I used to work in Fremont, CA. Never got up enough courage to go in and find out what they do there...

impress 03-14-2010 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 640861)
Never got up enough courage to go in and find out what they do there...

Very Important PLUCKING Butt Hair
(yeow!)

Gravdigr 03-18-2010 04:23 AM

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toranokaze 03-18-2010 04:57 AM

What is so WTF about that one ?

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2010 05:01 AM

Because the monocle is obviously plain glass and just for show.

capnhowdy 03-18-2010 05:57 AM

Deeply perceptive.

impress 03-19-2010 11:27 AM

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dmg1969 03-19-2010 11:50 AM

That look was dead before it got started!

capnhowdy 03-20-2010 07:00 AM

A city of one legged people.

ZenGum 03-20-2010 07:36 AM

Must be un New Zealund thun, ut takes a lot uf skull to wulk like that.

Gravdigr 03-20-2010 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 641694)
What is so WTF about that one ?

HelLO?? Nobody wears a white loincloth before Easter.:headshake

SteveDallas 03-20-2010 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 641694)
What is so WTF about that one ?

The boxing gloves are 'shopped.

skysidhe 03-22-2010 11:50 AM

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/So...0/s640/063.jpg

:eek:

squirell nutkin 03-22-2010 07:53 PM

Nice gams on the dame. That kid wouldn't stand a chance if it were me. I'm too easily distracted.

skysidhe 03-22-2010 08:11 PM

It just leaves me speechless every time I look at it.

xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2010 10:09 PM

Not to worry, he can make another one just like it.

squirell nutkin 03-22-2010 11:42 PM

Only if his aim is better than with the knives...

dmg1969 03-23-2010 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 642405)

WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!

W.HI.P 03-23-2010 11:17 AM

I hope he misses.

squirell nutkin 03-23-2010 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dmg1969 (Post 642584)
WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!

Hence, the knives being thrown at him.

glatt 03-23-2010 12:50 PM

There are knife throwers, and then there are knife throwers.

Some of the "knife throwers" out there used a trick where they palm the knife as they pretend to throw it and a hidden accomplice shoves a flat piece of metal, shaped and colored like a knife, out of the board from behind through slits that have been cut for just that purpose. If you look at the "knives" around the boy, they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most. Also, notice that the "knives" around the boy don't match the knives in the thrower's hand. They have no ferrule at the end of the handle or between the handle and the blade. They also don't appear to have a thick handle, although that's harder to see with the image quality.

squirell nutkin 03-23-2010 12:56 PM

Yabbut, look at the legs on that broad!

glatt 03-23-2010 01:03 PM

just look at them!

jinx 03-23-2010 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dmg1969 (Post 642584)
WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!

And the knife thrower is clearly wearing Florsheim zipper boots... :right:

xoxoxoBruce 03-23-2010 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 642604)
If you look at the "knives" around the boy, they are embedded very deeply in the wood.

See the hem at the bottom, it's not wood, probably canvas over hay bales.

jujuwwhite 03-23-2010 08:30 PM

Plus it obviously a 'little person' and NOT really a child!!:right:

OB 03-26-2010 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 640676)
Here's a WTF I shot myself. The place upon which these signs are mounted is a church facility. International House of Prayer and Forerunner School of Ministry...or so they claim. Personally, I just love the fact that they go by IHOP and FSM.

I'm late, but I actually know a guy who attends that IHOP church place. It's....really hardcore over there.

lumberjim 03-26-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OB (Post 643263)
I'm late


LOL

spudcon 03-27-2010 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 642608)
Yabbut, look at the legs on that broad!

That was the first thing I noticed when I saw that picture. She wins the blue ribbon for those gams.

squirell nutkin 03-27-2010 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 643463)
That was the first thing I noticed when I saw that picture. She wins the blue ribbon for those gams.

I know! I know! Those legs go all the way to the ground! She's probably dead now, but wow. Immortalized on film and revived on the internets.

xoxoxoBruce 03-27-2010 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 643584)
Those legs go all the way to the ground!

Yeah, but they also make an ass out of themselves.;)

Glinda 03-28-2010 10:42 AM

Redneck Water Skiing
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eNlFR5NP18

:D

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 642604)
...they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most.

We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches. With our knives. In the wood. But, then again we're not accurate. We're drunk (and having a blast).:D

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4. Hell, we can't see a 2x4 most of the time.:drunk:

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2010 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 643818)
We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches.

I don't believe it. :headshake And if you could, you wouldn't be able to pull it out.
Quote:

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4.
A 2x4 (6,8,10,12) is only an inch and a half.

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 07:35 PM

Taint easy. We be heavin'.

lumberjim 03-28-2010 08:11 PM

video or it never happened

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 643857)
video or it never happened

Wait for warmer weather...


Meanwhile...There are these.

squirell nutkin 03-28-2010 11:07 PM

there's a video of a dude cutting a 2x4 by throwing a saw blade. Was that from you xoBruce?

Did snopes weigh in?

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2010 11:11 PM

Yeah, fake.

squirell nutkin 03-29-2010 08:30 AM

So probably that guy didn't hypnotize that squirell with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing...

spudcon 03-29-2010 10:21 PM

The guy with the trombone wasn't hypnotizing the squirrel, he was clearing out the spit valve on a him. Trombone boy had just finished him off by convincing Mr Squirrel that the warnings on plastic bags are lies, so squirrels won't stick their faces in them to get the wisdom that ducks have. Look close, you'll see the plastic.

Gravdigr 03-30-2010 02:32 AM

W. T. F?
 
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Ladies, do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

Gravdigr 03-30-2010 02:35 AM

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And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this:

ZenGum 03-30-2010 02:40 AM

The onion. Wow.

But ... Dr Willcox? :eyebrow:

OB 03-30-2010 11:44 PM

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4732/octobeard.jpg
Edit: Found a 2nd image
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/52/octobeard2.jpg


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