Unhand me, you knaves.

*cough*

I hope you turned your head when you coughed, young man. :eyebrow:

Mr Pastrami! I've missed you!

Sent by thought transference

So what did I miss while I was briefly away?

No, but I had the foresight to bring along my patented semi-circular cough tube, the CornerCough (TM). Call the number on your screen in the next 15 minutes and you'll also receive SneezeBreeze (TM), the fun and environmentally friendly way to stay cool during those hot summer months.

Well hey there, limey. I've missed you too. I've been meaning to ask...why are people in Greenwich so mean all the time?

you missed nothing and everything, as we always do. Good to see you again, Damn Interesting fellow that you are.

ƒuck you, jack! (that's a saying, right?)

I totes on-reported you first. No tag-backs.

He's back! Howdy, HP.

And ƒlint's back too! Hooray! How many signature posting styles can we collect in one thread? Now we just need OnyxCougar to come and post in purple...

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