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Undertoad 09-13-2011 12:33 AM

It was, because now the frustration is over!

That's an interesting one sir and well thought of by you.

infinite monkey 09-13-2011 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 755944)
So I googled. The first hit is your post!

None of the others made much sense, but I'll stab in the dark:

Hee Haw.

SAL-ute!

SamIam 09-13-2011 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 755774)
Since this thread went fuck all to hell (Imma start a thread about starting threads and then not playing, then I'm not going to post in it!) :lol:

OK, OK. Actually I thought this thread would die after 3 posts. I'm really not very good at Haiku, but I'll try. This one should be easy:

Fog comes on my feet.
Possums recite my names.
I was worshipped once.

infinite monkey 09-13-2011 10:36 AM

little cat's feet...

Cats?

SamIam 09-13-2011 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 756006)
little cat's feet...

Cats?

Very good. Fog comes in on little cat's feet (Robert Frost). Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats was the inspiration for the Broadway show "Cats." And cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt.

infinite monkey 09-13-2011 11:37 AM

Bravo!

I figured the first and third reference, but couldn't place the 2nd one, though I saw Cats some years ago. :facepalm:

monster 09-13-2011 10:14 PM

Oak Tree Abortions
Would make my job easier.
Danger overhead.

classicman 09-13-2011 10:22 PM

falling acorns

SamIam 09-14-2011 12:53 AM

Trimming oak branches.
Raking up oak leaves.

monster 09-14-2011 05:48 AM

Yup, gardening under a huge oak tree in the wind.

Spexxvet 09-14-2011 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 755955)
SPOILER ALERT
Was it worth it?

Man, your brain is only slightly less impressive than Clodfobbles.
:notworthy

ZenGum 09-16-2011 09:32 AM

My internet is unclogged again, so in celebration:

Floating silberwurst
a spark, a flame, a great fall
a cliche is born

Pimped out blingster
lady bodyguards no help
needs a new home fast

eight points in two rows
snugly fit to make a house
outnumber humans

BigV 09-16-2011 11:40 AM

Quote:

Pimped out blingster
lady bodyguards no help
needs a new home fast
Ghaddafi

Undertoad 09-16-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Floating silberwurst
a spark, a flame, a great fall
a cliche is born
Oh the humanity?

glatt 09-16-2011 11:55 AM

excellent! In hind sight, these are obvious, but I couldn't get them.


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