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About Pando
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About Coffee Naps, bring together two of my favorite things. I'm 100% in.
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Two great tastes that taste great together!
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Detente, dayshmont, can't let the Ruskies win...
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An Ailurophile is a cat-lover and a Cynophile is a dog-lover
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A guy I know broke his jaw in a car wreck several yrs ago. It was wired shut for a long time. He went to a cookout at his brother's house, and the cooking steaks got to him so bad he went in the house and put a steak through a blender and drank it.
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Pennsylvania was started by William Penn Jr but it was named for his father Admiral William Penn Sr.
Thanks Carruthers.:notworthy |
Don't tell anybody but I discovered Covid-19 came from a soviet backed secret lab in Turkey, via China, financed by automobile manufacturers for the purpose of scaring people away from public transport. Shhhh. :unsure:
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Trump's tremendous intellect can span time and space to perceive bits and pieces of the future. What he gleans is usually jumbled leaving him only vague premonitions. It can happen at anytime, even while tweeting. Scientists have decided that when a vaccine for Covid-19 is produced, it will be named for Trump's Covid-19 premonition and be called the Covfefe-19 vaccine.
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It will be taken orally because it's really quite nice on a sugar cube.
The Disney Mary Poppins approves. |
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Don't sound like fun.
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Because of the curvature of the earth the supports for the Verrazano Bridge are two inches further apart at the top. Also Verrazzano was spelled wrong on the original contract.
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Weird. I wonder if the next simulation will be different.
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God, I hope it's not worse. :facepalm:
Although a do-over would be cool because I've thought of a bunch of new ways to fuck up my life. |
If this is a simulation, I got a goddamned serious bone to pick with somebody.:mad2:
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TIL I'm the average weight for an American woman. which is SCARY AS FUCK, because I'm very obviously overweight. And I'm built like a Brick shithouse, so even if I wasn't a tad chubby, I should be tipping the scales on the above average side seeing as muscle is more dense than fat and I'm also average height, maybe even a hair over.
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Today I learned while working on the irrigation system in my pasture, clearing some small culverts with my weed eater (whacker, trimmer) that a careful eye needs to be kept for fresh, liquid cow pies hiding in the lush turf.
I didn't notice until I had a fragrant fountain and brown every where. |
Yes indeed, they are wonderful at spreading the news. :yesnod:
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Lovely.
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Of the 50 fastest 100 meter times ever done only 15 have been run by an athlete not banned for drugs or subject to allegations of missed or failed dug tests. Oh, all 15 were run by Usain Bolt. |
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Eh. There's always time for him to get caught doping. Everybody said the same thing about how naturally great Lance Armstrong was, right up until...
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To clarify, I don't personally have a problem with doping. Because the thing is, anyone truly phenomenal at a sport has a fundamentally superior chemistry anyway, it's just a chemistry that they happen to have been born with. More efficient mitochondria, larger lungs, better oxygen utilization, above-average height--it's a myth that great athletes got where they are entirely through hard work, just like it's a myth that doping athletes no longer have to do any work. They still work their butts off, and they still provide the entertainment we're paying for. There's an argument to be made for banning fundamentally unsafe chemicals, but it should have nothing to do with "fairness," IMHO. Use the science and take the chemicals, I don't give a shit.
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So of 50 he's the smart one?
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I see it more like this:
Of the 50, he's the genuine badass. |
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TIL burrowing tarantulas keep tiny frogs as working pets.
Attachment 71279 more info from the omniscient Wiki P |
We'll make great pets.
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more about wasps than I knew before, particularly that I like how they taste, kinda. |
TIL Hamsters don't blink. Well not with both eyes at the same time -they only wink.
So no, it doesn't fancy you, it just has dry eyes, put the poor thing down and back away. |
...and don't forget to take the string off its hind foot.[/RichardGere]
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TIL Aussies call bed linen "Manchester"
....because Manchester was a big cotton mill town so boxes containing such items were all marked "Manchester" -not just slang, it's an official name in department stores. |
Today i learned how too bake cake...
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Congratulations Belle!
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this guy is so damn smart.
Today I learned about the difference cycloversion and cyclovergence. worth the 12 mins. |
The pencil gave me a headache.
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All I saw was double and it gave me a headache. I knew about the muscles controlling the eye but never gave a thought to what they actually did. What I saw was very interesting.
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https://www.statnews.com/2020/09/24/...imarily-human/
Crows know what they know and can ponder the contents of their own minds... |
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Monogamy was created to benefit men.
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I'm less convinced of human smarts every day. I do, however, enjoy watching crows. There is always a bit of horseplay. They tease each other constantly and there is more than little swagger in them.
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I'm less convinced of human smarts every day. I do, however, enjoy watching crowds. There is always a bit of horseplay. They tease each other constantly and there is more than little swagger in them.
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Ha! Maybe I need to learn to enjoy humanity as a minor creature
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TIL imPOTUS' dad's middle name was Christ. True. srsly.
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She ain't lyin'.
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Wha?
I'm seeing Christ 2020 signs here. Context is everything. |
makes him the son of Christ.... :eek:
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pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth
And so on? Which sin was Maryanne? Thurston Howell=Greed, I guess. Gilligan=Sloth Gluttony? Mrs. Howell? Need the deets! ETA: found 'em The Professor – Pride Thurston Howell III - Greed Ginger - Lust Mary Ann - Envy (of Ginger's looks) Mrs. Lovey Howell - Gluttony The Skipper - Anger or wrath Gilligan – Sloth |
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