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important to me.
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When I reminisce
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about Wanda's poon...
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it makes me
|
all mushy inside.
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But poon can't
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always make me
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compensate for the
|
memories of that
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one night in
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Thailand, where the
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glistening mounds of
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tw's longwinded bullsit
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just made me
|
all mushy inside.
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The Car Soccer
|
mom drove was
|
on fire and
|
her acrylic nails
|
scraped frantically on
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his belt buckle
|
as she attempted
|
to free him
|
from the rare
|
Jabberwock Jock fungus
|
that had infested
|
and mutated into
|
a new strain
|
of the deadly
|
yet hilariously emasculating
|
Hillary emasculating virus
|
. Meanwhile, Bill was
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The mercenary for
|
all interns who
|
post on teh
|
interwebs when they
|
use the Google.
|
From now on
|
cigars will be
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only smoked virtually
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thru the hole
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(he said 'hole')
|
in Pelosi's head
|
from which emerged
|
a hissing feline
|
named Garfield Cat
|
who was covered
|
with smegma and
|
guilt, resulting from
|
getting caught beating
|
his nasty dong.
|
Emasculated, the cat
|
while fondling his
|
self, suddenly realized
|
that there were
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fifteen other animals
|
queueing up to
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ride the greased
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long dong silver.
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In the Cellar,
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