Looks like icing, but tastes like monitor.

:lol2:

is it Lard?

HAGGIS

It's haggis?

Not in looks or taste or smell.

But, does it feel like haggis?

I couldn't tell you.
I've never had that white stuff in my mouth or throat.

So V, what is that white monstrosity?

That white monstrosity is a bar of Ivory soap.

A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes. It got that big in the first minute or so, but if some radiation is good, more is better, right? When I took it out, it was not hot, just room temperature. It still smells and feels like soap, just lots bigger and lots fluffier.

Ok, sure...but, umm, Y?

Is this a trick question?

I had a bar of Ivory soap, and I had a microwave. And a bowl and three minutes to spare. What were you expecting?

Pretty much what I got.

I guess.

:D

trivia question....what else is ivory soap good for?? i used to use it all the time doing this......

eta: and ate quite well from doing so.