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dmg1969 08-12-2010 11:40 AM

So THAT's what happened to the tigers after Sigfried and Roy ended their show.....

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 675744)
You're welcome, ladies!


impress 08-13-2010 07:22 PM

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HungLikeJesus 08-13-2010 10:43 PM

That's exactly why I don't buy organic anything.

Gravdigr 08-14-2010 02:30 AM

Quote:

I won't hold it for anybody.
:lol2:

Gravdigr 08-15-2010 01:15 AM

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Looks like a giant lightning bird about to grab lunch...Zurich, or, near there, I think.

ZenGum 08-15-2010 04:44 AM

Lightning bird ... followed soon by .... THUNDERRRRRRBIRD!

Crimson Ghost 08-15-2010 12:15 PM

Is it being chased by the Thundercats?

TheMercenary 08-15-2010 05:48 PM

Thunderbird Puppets attack!

Gravdigr 08-16-2010 05:37 AM

Am I Neil Diamond, or what?! :lol2:


spudcon 08-16-2010 07:54 AM

Cucumber has left the building...and the planet

impress 08-16-2010 08:39 PM

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More photos available at:

http://www.sweet-station.com/blog/?p=12755

Lamplighter 08-16-2010 09:49 PM

The top pic could have won the Cellar's Photography Contest # 12 as the best entry in the "Bound-aerie" category

Gravdigr 08-17-2010 02:30 AM

Bound-aerie...groan.:dead:

impress 08-17-2010 06:52 PM

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Crimson Ghost 08-17-2010 08:53 PM

Friends share.
Best friends share boogers.

Gravdigr 08-18-2010 05:12 PM

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Gravdigr 08-18-2010 05:15 PM

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Not so much WTF as just a cool pic that I couldn't find a more proper thread for...SR-71 'Blackbirds' on the assembly line.

BigV 08-18-2010 05:40 PM

freaking awesome pic!! that's got to be like... 29% of the world's know reserves of titanium, right there. wow!!

Gravdigr 08-19-2010 03:05 AM

I got it from Bendbox.com.

Griff 08-19-2010 07:47 AM

Very cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird

I didn't realize they built 32 of them. I figured it was even fewer.

Want.

Happy Monkey 08-19-2010 10:26 AM

I went to a museum in Kansas that was built around one. They can't be privately owned, but the museum has an agreement with the Air Force where if the plane ever has to be returned, the Air Force pays for the reconstruction.

Griff 08-19-2010 11:16 AM

That is an awesome collection! It seems a little sciencie for Kansas though... I kid, I kid!

Happy Monkey 08-19-2010 11:51 AM

It really is an amazing museum.

BigV 08-19-2010 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 677520)
That is an awesome collection! It seems a little sciencie for Kansas though... I kid, I kid!

You're gonna burn for that.

Griff 08-19-2010 01:12 PM

Some will hope. :)

Gravdigr 08-19-2010 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 677509)
I went to a museum in Kansas that was built around one. They can't be privately owned, but the museum has an agreement with the Air Force where if the plane ever has to be returned, the Air Force pays for the reconstruction.

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 677528)
It really is an amazing museum.

I have my doubts about a museum that doesn't list the SR-71 on its "Top Ten Artifacts".:right:

My favorite nugget about the Blackbird is the fact that when someone somewhere breaks a Blackbird speed record, we break one out of mothballs, and go just fast enough to get the record back. Kinda like Milton Berle and his giant schlong. Someone once asked him just how big it was, and Berle said "I don't know kid, I just pull out enough to win."

Griff 08-19-2010 02:48 PM

We are not allowed to misuse alien technology. :tinfoil:

Happy Monkey 08-19-2010 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 677567)
I have my doubts about a museum that doesn't list the SR-71 on its "Top Ten Artifacts".:right:

They also have a lunar lander and rover which are not in the top ten list.

spudcon 08-19-2010 05:58 PM

I want an SR71!

Flint 08-19-2010 09:19 PM

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I almost touched a Blackbird, here. Famously, the plane the X-Men flew.

xoxoxoBruce 08-19-2010 11:51 PM

Blackbird flying in the dead of night
On these delta wings it learned to fly
Take your life
You were not expecting this moment of demise

Pete Zicato 08-20-2010 10:40 AM

I don't remember if I touched it or not, but there's an early blackbird at the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle. You could get pretty close, if not touching distance.

Happy Monkey 08-20-2010 10:58 AM

You can touch the one in Kansas.

Shawnee123 08-20-2010 11:24 AM

Here are where the blackbirds are (I looked 'cause I figured there was one at the National Museum of the US Air Force at Wright-Patterson AFB.)

http://www.sr-71.org/blackbird/locations.php

Happy Monkey 08-20-2010 09:45 PM

I just dug out my crappy cellphone pics of the SR-71. It's hard finding a good vantage point from which to take a picture of a huge jet inside a building. The shuttle is just a mockup, but I think it may have some real tile.


ZenGum 08-20-2010 10:28 PM

Which is more bad-ass looking, the Blackbird or the Stealth Bomber?

spudcon 08-21-2010 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 677743)
Here are where the blackbirds are (I looked 'cause I figured there was one at the National Museum of the US Air Force at Wright-Patterson AFB.)

http://www.sr-71.org/blackbird/locations.php

Noticeably absent are the ones stored in the time tunnel in Area 51.

Griff 08-21-2010 08:03 AM

The Pratt & Whitney J58-P4 engines used in the Blackbird were the only American engines designed to operate continuously on afterburner, and became more efficient as speed increased. Each J58 engine could produce 32,500 lbf (145 kN) of static thrust.

The faster you go, the faster you can go. yikes!

The time tunnel blackbirds are the same planes from the future.

Blackbirds are by far more badass looking.

squirell nutkin 08-21-2010 09:20 AM

One of inchlings friends had a grandpa who was a spook. Apparently, back in the day, the grandpa flew around in a blackbird. His daughter, who is about my age recalled finding a trunk filled with costumes when she was little. She assumed her dad was an actor and that's why he needed all those different costumes.

squirell nutkin 08-21-2010 05:18 PM

This is beyond WTF for me. WTF would Jesus Say?

Shawnee123 08-21-2010 07:37 PM

omg 10 seconds in and I want to punch that guy right in his stupid face! :speechls:

BigV 08-21-2010 10:25 PM

Thanks, SN. The *only* reward was seeing this at the end.

Gravdigr 08-22-2010 04:47 PM

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The (very limited) info for the first pic says it is the new Dreamliner undergoing stress testing. The second pic is Iron Maiden's bar tab. I don't know where the bar is or what unit of currency that is.

squirell nutkin 08-22-2010 05:23 PM

I wonder about the currency too. shift the decimals over two places and you have a fairly reasonable tab.

jinx 08-22-2010 06:10 PM

Norway. $3275.00 According to a google search of "slippery nipple bar tab".

impress 08-22-2010 06:41 PM

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spudcon 08-22-2010 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 678005)
Thanks, SN. The *only* reward was seeing this at the end.

I don't get it. What's he mean by "Don't eat them?"

Gravdigr 08-23-2010 02:13 AM

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from Daily Telegraph

Scriveyn 08-23-2010 06:33 AM

Norwegian, I'd say. "Ansatt" meaning "employee" according to a web search.
6 Norwegian Kroner approx. equals 1$

ETA: oops, Jinx got in before me there

impress 08-23-2010 09:42 AM

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toranokaze 08-23-2010 11:05 AM

If one does the math:
The price of kilkenny pint is 66,00
The price of Trippel Sec speedrac is 61,00

From google the average price of Trippel sec Speedrac is 6.99 US.

BigV 08-24-2010 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 678132)
I don't get it. What's he mean by "Don't eat them?"

Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!

Don't be a zombie.

Gravdigr 08-26-2010 03:53 PM

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Not so much 'What The Fuck?' as fucking WANT!

xoxoxoBruce 08-26-2010 04:54 PM

Where would you park it?

Happy Monkey 08-26-2010 05:14 PM

Under your stretch Hummer.

impress 08-27-2010 07:20 AM

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jinx 08-27-2010 10:30 AM

Sinus infection...

Gravdigr 08-27-2010 12:54 PM

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Looks kinda like Opus.

Pico and ME 08-27-2010 01:48 PM

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Or Woodstock.

Shawnee123 08-27-2010 02:33 PM

I think a friend of mine nose him.


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