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ZenGum 12-23-2012 07:02 PM

:lol:


If the presence of a hot secretary is a threat to a marriage, that marriage is in big trouble regardless of what is done about the secretary.

orthodoc 12-23-2012 08:55 PM

So Iowa has decreed that men aren't responsible for controlling themselves. Wait ... I'm confused. What've we been trying to do in Afghanistan all these years, again?

All right, the woman and her lawyer brought the lawsuit under the wrong grounds; it wasn't a case of gender discrimination. The Supreme Court didn't have a lot of options with the case as it was presented. And if the woman was too stupid to recognize her boss's comments as sexual harrassment ... :facepalm:

BigV 12-23-2012 09:06 PM

cite please :)

orthodoc 12-23-2012 09:39 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/22/us/iow...html?hpt=hp_t3

I'm not sure this will work, but if not - check CNN for 'Irresistible worker' stories.

infinite monkey 12-24-2012 10:23 AM

Google is your friend, bv.

Thanks Ortho.

And you're right. Wrong charges...weird case.

footfootfoot 12-24-2012 12:45 PM

How can it be permissible?
She compromise my principle, yeah, yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Her loving is so powerful, huh!
It's simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The woman is invincible

She's a natural law and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Simply irresistible she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible, she's all mine
There's no other way to go!

Her methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

Simply irresistible

ZenGum 12-25-2012 05:45 PM

Now here's a headline:

Drunk man arrested driving stolen car on runway


Quote:

"We don't know why he took the car, these are things you do when you're drunk," Mr Muller said, adding that the man would "take a while to get sober".

Ibby 01-01-2013 01:44 PM

"Beer now considered alcohol, not food, in Russia as new restrictions take hold"
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...ions-take-hold

limey 01-02-2013 09:34 AM

Oh yeah, when I was there beer was considered a soft drink. I used to buy two-litre bottles of ready mixed gin and tonic for a couple of bucks. And it was good.

Sent by thought transference.

DanaC 01-02-2013 10:13 AM

As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.

xoxoxoBruce 01-02-2013 10:15 AM

I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies. ;)

limey 01-02-2013 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 846109)
As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.

:D

Sent by thought transference.

Pete Zicato 01-02-2013 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 846111)
I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies. ;)

:D

Ibby 01-05-2013 04:24 AM

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MUCH less "weird news" than "funny internet commentary", but, thank you tumblr:

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Gravdigr 01-05-2013 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 846111)
I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies. ;)

Liquid panty remover, exactly.

'Swat I'm talkin' 'bout.


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