The Cellar: the original neighborhood coffee shop, with no coffee and no shop but quite possibly a slut or two


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The Cellar: Ho Ho Slut

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Hahhahahaha. That's brilliant.

The Cellar. Isn't it?

Ha! Jumpers for goal posts?

The Cellar: Hoping on New Year's Eve the ball drops without a loop of bowel.

The Cellar. May contain nuts.

The Cellar: contrary to the graffiti in the ladies toilets, this is not a park and ride establishment.

I've changed my mind.

The Cellar. Does contain nuts. Until they find the exits...

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I'll bet it's hard to digest nuts when your colon isn't working.

Some of us don't want to find the exits.

The Cellar: Off Piste

The Cellar: off, pissed.

indeed :rolleyes: