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wolf 12-09-2010 08:52 PM

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Whatever you do, as a Catholic Hospital, don't hire a recovering Cathoholic as your web designer.

I was looking for crisis center information and followed a link and got here:

Gravdigr 12-12-2010 05:43 PM

What? Catholics don't deserve large penises- penii- penis'- cocks?

Gravdigr 12-12-2010 05:54 PM

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I came across this photo while perusing the Trail Camera Photo Contest pics over at Field & Stream magazine's website.

First, after a little boning up, I discovered that flying squirrels are largely nocturnal, as opposed to regular squirrels. I did not know this.

Second, in this photo, he is flying directly toward his number 2 predator, a raccoon, who he may not have seen until the flash from the trail camera fired.

Wouldn't that be an "Oh Shit!!" moment.

John 12-13-2010 03:04 PM

Spidermoose, spidermoose, does whatever a HOLY CRAP SPIDERMOOSE.
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/9053474c.gif

John 12-13-2010 03:05 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/0bc1ad40.jpg

Happy Monkey 12-13-2010 03:15 PM

Those pigeons have to be stuffed, if it's not photoshopped.

glatt 12-13-2010 03:58 PM

What, you think the spacing is too perfect to be possible? Like it would never happen in a million years with a million pigeons and a million photographers?

Look at the image at the top of the screen. Monkeys and typewriters, my friend. Monkeys and typewriters.

Bullitt 12-13-2010 04:06 PM

Looks easy enough to do. Just need a bright, sunny day, a clean concrete surface, and the right exposure settings on the camera. A little desaturation and emphasis on the darks in post processing would also help.

John 12-13-2010 04:44 PM

It's photoshopped, unless wherever that picture is taken objects cast different shadows from the same light source.

But it's still COOOOL.

Picture post needs moar pictures:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/676112b6.jpg

John 12-14-2010 10:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/b423b8f3.jpg

Elspode 12-14-2010 10:52 PM

Pigeon picture was clearly taken in Escherworld.

Gravdigr 12-21-2010 03:08 PM

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I don't want to need one, but, I think I want one.

It's an Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell.

Gravdigr 12-21-2010 03:11 PM

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And could someone 'splain to me WTF is going on with this engine.

Gravdigr 12-21-2010 04:05 PM

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I'm almost positive this pic is somewhere on teh Cellar, but I couldn't find it, so, here it is (again, maybe).

mititelu 12-21-2010 04:58 PM

General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36

Flint 12-21-2010 05:07 PM

Wow, awesome lurker post. Thank you!

Gravdigr 12-22-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mititelu (Post 701278)
General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36

[Big Dan Teague] You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it. [/Big Dan Teague]

Gravdigr 12-22-2010 03:43 PM

from Wikipedia

Quote:

Although the engine demonstrated an extremely low specific fuel consumption, cabin noise levels were a problem, even though the engines were mounted at the rear of the test aircraft.
Musta been reeeeeeaaaaalllllllly loud.

John 12-22-2010 03:49 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/673db6ff.jpg

John 12-22-2010 03:50 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/74d8439c.jpg

In Minnesota, "Snow Plowing" has been replaced with "Snow Melting"

Griff 12-23-2010 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 701243)
I don't want to need one, but, I think I want one.

It's an Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell.

Wow, that is awesome. Think about how many disabled vets are outdoorsman...

Gravdigr 12-28-2010 05:44 PM

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Hakuna matata!!!

Gravdigr 01-03-2011 07:30 AM

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An old man at a car lot once told me:

"When I was a young man, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I'm an old man, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe."

He shoulda tried this when he was a young man.

John 01-03-2011 03:25 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g/aaa97436.gif

(It's a canteloupe)

John 01-03-2011 03:26 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/3763fbab.jpg

The real WTF: old Macs don't run Firefox!

Gravdigr 01-04-2011 04:45 AM

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Um...If you can see this, haven't you already found it?

xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2011 09:27 AM

Not if you're looking at the box in an ad... or a dumpster.

Gravdigr 01-04-2011 07:12 PM

Put it on every box for 1 photoshoot? That's commitment.

And if you found it in a dumpster, you're prolly not their target demographic...:D

ZenGum 01-05-2011 07:19 AM

Found in the fresh section ... with the words: "what is this crap doing here?"

John 01-05-2011 10:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/05ba9918.jpg

Gravdigr 01-07-2011 04:31 PM

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If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...

Pete Zicato 01-07-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 704086)
If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...

I've had Jamaican pizza. It was ... interesting.

Beest 01-07-2011 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 703077)

We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:

Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?

glatt 01-07-2011 07:08 PM

start simple, with an apple.

HungLikeJesus 01-07-2011 07:17 PM

Do you work for TSA?

footfootfoot 01-08-2011 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest (Post 704100)
We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:

Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?

oh yeah, golf balls, kiwi fruits, sharpies, a coffee bean, an ipod, an owl pellet, a battery, a snickers bar, a tootsie pop.

I'll think of some more.

zippyt 01-08-2011 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 704086)
If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...

Ya Ought to roll a Big FAT J with that !!!!

xoxoxoBruce 01-08-2011 01:29 AM

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Monster?

Flint 01-08-2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest (Post 704100)
We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:

Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?

A blowjob.

footfootfoot 01-08-2011 10:22 AM

Follow this NSFW link

Mayor of Shekou 01-09-2011 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 704164)

How did you link to my hard drive?!?!

Gravdigr 01-09-2011 02:13 AM

Awesomeness.


GunMaster357 01-09-2011 08:01 AM

Want one !!!

RellikLaerec 01-12-2011 02:58 AM

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I dont want to know what that thing is behind him...

GunMaster357 01-12-2011 06:18 AM

The things that hang in the background look like candles.

So I'd say this picture is wicked.

wolf 01-12-2011 11:35 AM

Seems as if he's been touched by the noodly appendage.

BigV 01-12-2011 12:19 PM

That'sa lotsa pasta! Looks like fun. :)

Gravdigr 01-12-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 705103)
The things that hang in the background look like candles.

So I'd say this picture is wicked.

I see what you did there.

footfootfoot 01-12-2011 12:57 PM

oh god.

Gravdigr 01-12-2011 05:09 PM

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Hey, did you know Best Buy carries HDMI cables?

Happy Monkey 01-12-2011 05:20 PM

The reviews for it are excellent. (link, but dunno if the link will work outside of the session)

plthijinx 01-12-2011 09:04 PM

could someone move the post to the nsfw? i messed up and posted the vid b4 watching the whole thing.....

glatt 01-12-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 705290)
could someone move the post to the nsfw? i messed up and posted the vid b4 watching the whole thing.....

I just moved the post to the nsfw thread. I don't think it really needed to be moved, since it was labeled NSFW and was behind a link, but it was good practice for me.

plthijinx 01-12-2011 09:25 PM

ok thanks!!

plthijinx 01-12-2011 09:27 PM

oh and congrats too!

footfootfoot 01-12-2011 09:31 PM

I don't understand why this is a $2200 cable. What am I missing?

glatt 01-12-2011 09:40 PM

Even the $50 HDMI cables at BestBuy are a rip off. I am amazed that anyone buys them. An HDMI cable is digital. Either it works, or it doesn't. Gold plating the connectors doesn't do a damn thing to improve performance. You can get one online for like $5 with ground shipping.

Lamplighter 01-12-2011 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 705296)
I don't understand why this is a $2200 cable. What am I missing?

It's almost 40 feet long ?

That's about $14 per footfootfoot

Happy Monkey 01-13-2011 12:32 PM

It's $55 per foot.

Lamplighter 01-13-2011 01:06 PM

Oooops, my bad


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