What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Where is Lily Tomlin when we need her?

Plastics, my boy, plastics.

Gives whole new meaning to the term "Swim Trunks".

"Who's on the phone, dear?"
"Just some asshole."

"Your call has advanced in the queue. Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us, and will be answered by the next available operator."

*screaming and running while posting*

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...64/20p61i1.gif

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/47642.jpg

isn't the internet wonderful?

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...8_rat_porn.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/.../berternie.jpg

I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.

damn, really? i thought i finally found an image host that works properly here.

i can see them still.

hmmm, maybe i need a new hobby

I can see them. And I ask myself, YTF do I keep opening this thread?

Sundae, those red crosses are to prevent further pissing-on-your-childhood.

Alpha does indeed need a new hobby.

:vomitblu:

Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.

that's what Bert said too

I'd really like some context, or at least audio, for the first one in #2227.