No.

Ever wish you had more exciting friends?

Yes.

Isn't the idea of a "Friends" movie unnecessary?

Yes! Not only unnecessary, but unpalatable.

Are you prepared for tornadoes?

At all times! I mean, Yes.

Ever see one up live and personal?

yes.

Are you frightened of bad weather?

No. But I live in Southern California.

Do you use both left and right "shift" keys?

There's a right one?

Do you sleep on both sides of the bed if given the chance?

No. Only the middle half.

Would you consider marrying someone outside your own religious faith?
(Assuming you have one of your own, of course.)

Yes.

Would you convert to a religion that you didn't really believe in for love?

No

would you consider marrying someone of a different ethnic background?

No.
(And path of salvation is NOT lined with whale penises, no matter what you say. Pagan wench.)

Would you stop drinking beer if it were proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be carcinogenic?

Yes.

Would you still drive a car if you had to wear a helmet?

Yes.

If your best friend were stuck in a stockade, would you slap his or her ass as you walked by?

Twice.

Would you pelt said friend with rotten tomatoes?

Yes
That's the way friends do one another.

Have you ever played 'hubcap'?