This is one very long break.

It's not a break, it's called a crack. And it's a feature, not a flaw.

Don't be a smart ass.

Well, you don't have to be crappy about it, ya fart.

It bums me out that there's no end to cheeky remarks like this, but instead, they rear up again and again.

LMAO

I hate being the butt of other peoples half-assed jokes.

who assed you?

These things always start out firmly-seated in good taste, but before long things start to fall behind.
Then you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. In hindsight, you can really feel like a big bum.

The puns are nice. The ass would be better.

Butt out. Cracks like that are not welcome. Cracks like LR's are.

Oh I don't know...I'm not sure it's all that it's cracked up to be.

I am asstounded by the bottomless well of wit here.

OK, well, if we are going to keep it up...

I should jump right in since I don't want to be left behind.

That's it! Better to be a cheeky devil than a bum. No butts about it.